I Love You, You Beautiful Queen, You  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
12/20/2005 7:46 pm

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I Love You, You Beautiful Queen, You

So here is the reason for this blog post.

My little brother, whom I adore, will be driving up to see me in a few days to spend the holidays with me. Earlier this month, he had come out of the closet to me over the phone. I sort of suspected he was gay all along, but I kept myself blind to it...probably because I'm a protective older brother and just didn't want to know of his sexual escapades, whether they be gay or straight.

But now, I can happily take the blinders off. It turns out he really wasn't practicing CPR with his friend Julio and that incident with his friend Ramone...lets just say they weren't studying to be proctologists. And to think...all this time, I just thought he liked rainbows because they are colorful!

Anyway, in return, I told him my BIG secret...that I'm on AdultFriendFinder here with all you dirty pervs (myself included)and I have a fairly popular blog. I also told him that I'd let him read it.

For the love of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a friggin' pogo stick, what the fuck was I thinking?! As I re-read all my old crap, I'm thinking...goddamnit, I'm in for it! Well, there is no turning back now. I'm pretty sure he'll get a kick out of it anyway, as he loves my humor.

So here's the deal. This entry will be the first thing he reads before he scrolls down to read all my old stuff. This will be his welcome post, so its all for him...your comments included. So, for him, I'd like a lot of you all to comment as often as you like. Tell your friends. Wish him happy holidays, congradulations on coming out to his big brother, tell him funny antidotes you may know about me, or just offer him cheer and support in general. His humor is as crass as mine (we're related, after all) so don't be afraid to be as crass and funny as you are to me and I have been to some of you. He can take it. Also, as his humor is just as good as mine, he will be the one responding to you. (If he wants) I will check on your comments from time to time, but you will only see responses on this post after he arrives in two or three days.

When he arrives, he'll meet a few of my local friends and we'll all paint the town pink.

Oh, and if you address him directly, make something up...like BrotherAtomic or something. He'll get a kick out of it.

Peace out...all y'all dirty pervs.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
12/20/2005 8:23 pm

welcome and Happy Holidays too!!!!!!

you're a good Big Brother AA

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 8:32 pm

My dearest Atomic House Of Male Order~

The local chapter of "Fabulous Aging Gals ~ Having Attractive Guy Sisters (FAG~HAGS)" welcome you! We are very excited to have you as a new date on Saturday night when both our boyfriends are being dicks. Being your sorority sister will be a pleasure. Welcome to the fold honey, and congratulations!

Stand proud darling....and do it in Prada if at all possible.

caressmewell 53F

12/20/2005 8:36 pm

Brother Atomic - Congratulations on your "cumming" out! Welcome to Blogville and Happy Holidays and a Peacefull and Healthy New Year!

AA your a riot! Happy Holidays to you also

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/21/2005 8:43 pm

BabyBomb - welcome!

since this is your first stop along your BigBombBrother's blog, might i suggest first placing your tongue firmly in your cheek> ( not that cheek ya pervs! he'd have t be double jointed to do that!) pay no attention to them...so..g'head..tounge in cheek, we'll wait.

ready? ok...go...read..laugh...cry.. hes a good guy this brother of yours, a lil twisted.. but hes ok

havenbliss 43F

12/22/2005 12:34 pm

Welcome to AdultFriendFinder T. I am sure that your first trip to your brother's place will be full of fun and adventure too. How nice of him to live in one of the few places on earth where being gay is no big deal. Hell two blocks down from his place is a club called manaray. Let's just say it is someplace me and my tits are not allowed. Enjoy gay hill and yeah the movie theater down the street is showing that movie we want to see. How about we go Monday night?

Welcome to the dark side....


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
12/23/2005 2:00 am

_____"Jesus, Mary, And Joseph"...haven't heard that one since my mom died 20 years ago. I've read just enough of Atomics stuff to realize that you just might not exist, that he's trying to put one over on unsuspecting us. Well...I'm suspecting. Just in case you do exist, I bid you welcome, young sir. Now i'm jealous. I never had a gay baby brother of my own. You've got to call your brother on this nickname thing he's got going here for you. Was Batman's ward "Little Batman"? HELL NO. Robin had his own personna. The Tick has Aurther, Green Hornet/Kato, Green Arrow/Speedy(I think). For God's sake, have your own identity, man. I mean, think about how korny Kid Flash, Aqualad, and Superboy sound. Atomic, let yuor "little" brother step out from under your protective wing and get some sun so he can grow as tall as the mighty oak. What's that you say...he's already as big as a log? The ladies are going to be disapointed that he's not sharing. Oh well...hear that ladies, there's more of you for this pissy white boy. You'd rather have Atomic? Oh. Sigh. This brother thing better be real!

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
12/24/2005 12:15 am

AtomicBrother: Funny thing is, I actually did sleep with a guy named Julio (from Guatamala, no less), but not a Ramone. After perusing through my big brother's filth, I find myself neither shocked, nor appalled (after writing this line, Atomic directed me to the more filthy stuff... just to make sure). But no really, still, I am not shocked. I suppose those in your family know you more than you think they do. And as far as appalled, not at all. I'm a free thinkin' type, always ok with consensual "whatever". I wonder if he'd be shocked to know I went to my first sex party last July, or that I got flogged and spanked so hard I was sore for a week... and loved it. Let me look at him now... laughing... calling me an asshole... good signs I think (O: Ahh... family.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
12/24/2005 1:00 am


mzhoneyhole, I'm already in pervland, but thanks for the welcoming none-the-less.

Synn74, he is a good big brother. He even sent me a "happy comming out card." How sweet. Concidering he lives in such a gay neighborhood, he'd probably have a harder time finding a get-well-soon card for grandma.

widowsaddiction, I love hanging out with fabulous aging women. I recently lived with one such women. We pretended to be a couple while she was selling Mary Kay one day just to shock her customer. That was fun. What's in Prada? (my brother just informed me that Prada is a fashion, not a place... he thinks. If he's right, this only proves he's far more fabulous than I could ever be.)

caressmewell, my New Year will be quite healthy, I'm sure. I'm almost straight-edge... and spending it with my brother (the booze-hound... well not really... at least not quite).

tipadee, I miss my big bro's plastic pants phase. Too bad he left them on the heater and they melted. At least he made $1,500 off them at an art auction.

BigGirlzRSweet, I own nothing pinkish myself, nor does my bro. I'm probably more of the young, pre-flannel type of homo, which puts me at a lower rank of fabulocity. Atomic's a much snazzier dresser than myself (which he just mentioned I should mention, the fathead).

sj365, being twisted is what makes my brother "ok".

silhouette2005, AtomicHomo... I like it... sounds powerful. I wonder what my super powers would be... Speaking of power, he did just hand me some didn't he? Bwa ha ha ha ha. From now on, every time I bring up the topic of bunnies, that's code for, "Hand me a $20 or it all comes out now!" Family outings will never be the same again!

havenbliss, I look forward to hanging out together. I was going to see Brokeback Mountain with my boyfriend when I got back, but I had to talk him into waiting a week. It should be easy to talk him back out of it. Well, if I'm not going with him, one of you two have got to take on the job of touching me "down there" during the good parts.

1Bigbeautifullay, what's that about a younger brother? I live in Northern Cali and like blind dates. Make sure to mention I have a bf and we're poly. In this day and age, gay men are nesting, so you can't assume they're all free-lovin' sluts anymore.

skyking lots-a-numbers, I'm real, and I'd be happy to adopt a fat pissy white boy as an older brother. Then, I'll have two! You said I should have my own name. You're right! As far as other pseudonyms go, I use Quizoid quite a bit. Ironically, it's a name Atomic would call me when I was a kid if I did something brainy. I should come up with something new, like UltraGlider, MechaPorker, or Younger Brother of a Fat Pissy White Boy.

Thanks for all the posts, you beautiful freaks! I'm going to sack out on Atomic's beer and cum stained carpet now (I'm going halfsies on a couch for Solstice).

1023 posts
12/24/2005 8:21 am

I'm sorry if I'm too late. I just wanted to say congruadualtions on being able to come out to your brother with positive results. You probably thought he'd be shocked, but he revealved to me his secret of once being stranded in Tiajauna with no loot and having to wear a donkey suit and be in a sex act with the nastiest, hairest, dirtest fat lady in town. I did my best to be nonjudgemental and the friend that I thought I'd like to have, even when he told me he was the front half of the suit and had to clean up the mess left by the back section on the crusty old woman with his equine like tongue (that tongue is why all the ladies call him an artist!). Merry Christmas and welcome to the even darker family that EL-DOGG has. Stay Fly! ^_^

rm_schizovoodoo 33M
1 post
12/24/2005 1:27 pm

AtomicBrother's boyfriend, posting merely for the pleasure and enjoyment (I think he gets enough of that already, but whatevz) of AtomicBrother Himself:

You know, when you're gay, you gain special powers. Thus, unsurprisingly, little surprises AB, because, well, he can percieve the universe in all its infinity. Once upon a time, I told him a story that was a bold-faced lie involving a pair of flying unicorns, a knight in shining red armor, and my cock rocketing all over it; he just grinned. I mean, damn, such a story is so likely to happen, I don't know HOW he knew I wasn't telling the truth. It's incredible I tell you! Maybe even the 9th wonder of the world.

No. Nevermind.

Anyway, he likes to pretend he's pervy, but he really isn't; he's about as vanilla as a pint of Ben & Jerry's: a pint of B&N's that already wears TOO MUCH flannel, and indeed, owns nothing pink to wear except faded christmas boxers. (Which he wears year-round and is SO faux pas.) This situation shall be shortly remedied as soon as I get into Calvin Klein again.

Finally, neither one of them knew Prada. (Fabulous my ass...) Thankfully, I've set AB homo, and he shall set his older counterpart homo as well.

And as for the movie, I don't plan on changing my mind. We are totally nesting, and he absolutely OWES me, or some shit like that.

havenbliss 43F

12/26/2005 6:36 pm

Beer and cum stained carpet? Hey there was only that one time! If you get $20 bucks for not mentioning things, I wonder how much I could get. But then again he knows just as much about me.

Did he tell you I am pretty good with a flog?

(Princess Lips)

12/26/2005 11:27 pm

holiday chocolate!


(Princess Lips)

12/26/2005 11:30 pm

AtomicBrother's boyfriend-

cum to my castle, and tell me that story lol



catseyes23 61F

7/31/2006 11:03 am

Aha! I think I know who your brother is-if I'm right, I think he's cute!

cuteNEway 41F

7/31/2006 7:55 pm

y'all are too funny together! It would be an interesting night to go to dinner with you guys!

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