For Those Who Like Their Vikings Big And Horny  

AtomicArtist0 45M
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2/3/2006 6:32 pm

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For Those Who Like Their Vikings Big And Horny

Ever since my buddy HornyViking722 started endorsing my blog on his, I vowed to return the kind favor. I was waiting for three things to happen...

A. For him to stop endorsing me for once so that I can say something nice about him.

B. For him to come out of his identity crisis, and...

C. For him to write something brilliant.

As it doesn't seem any of the above will happen anytime soon, (Awww Snap!! No you didn't! Girlfriend!) I'll dedicate this post to him anyway.

That’s him pictured there fondling the blow up Suzie. Little does Blow Up Suzie know, he's deeply in love with her. She'll find out soon enough. Boy, will she ever! In spite of his love for her, he still has a place in his heart for when the right real woman comes along. He takes good care of his kids and will take good care of yours too as he has a sweet spot for mommies.

Viking is the nicest guy I know, but as everyone in my cell block passes me around like a doobie in the shower room nice guys are hard to come by. As far as I know, he is a big, good looking red-headed guy with a beard, although, in light of him posting a different picture every few hours, he could very well be a shirtless, catholic guido with a hairy back or some fat, aging homo with his nuts hanging out of his tiny leather shorts. Or a killer in a zipper mask.

Its also been debated whether or not he’s even horny or a Viking. Some accounts claim he's been everything from too horny for polite society to occasionally moderately aroused. As for his ethnic lineage, it has been rumored that he may be…um…English or Irish or...um...maybe a even Jew. In spite of the fact that he may or may not be a Viking, he still insists on raising his clenched fists to the heavens of Asgaard every time he busts a nut and, in a booming voice, thanks the Gods Oden and Thor for the beautiful piece of ass he had just scored...even if said piece of ass happened to be an inflatable doll or a custard pie.

What will he be tomorrow?...no one knows. He could be a small Hindu boy, Santa Clause, or even Chewbacca. Either way, he will always love Acapella cover bands and will always feel guilty as hell every damn Wednesday for some reason. He's a sweet guy, so go pay him a visit. Go on, you horny lustful broads...go say hi to Viking! Get out of here!


ediesedgewick 57F

2/4/2006 5:47 am

That was brilliant--if I were Viking I would kiss you. Open mouthed. Lotsa tongue flailing about.


TabithaElectra79 37F

2/4/2006 6:16 am

WOW!

You have made him sound so great i don't think i am worthy of visiting his blog!


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/4/2006 10:41 am

Thanks Atomic and Biggirls, it was real sweet what both of ya'll wrote.

edie, we're not fags and I guess you're not dead! if you see Elvis tell him I said hey! Ciao!Blogville

Tabs, Get your ass to my blog!


caressmewell 53F

2/4/2006 12:48 pm

I love it when HV orders the ladies around!


saddletrampsk 54F

2/4/2006 1:49 pm

HV is such a horny red-headed sex machine..I love him for his wit and charm and incredibly large testicles..


giasine 42F

2/4/2006 3:10 pm

I saw him... He has no horns at all... I am once again disappointed.


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
2/4/2006 9:46 pm

I love the way he looks at his lovely "Suzie."



fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/5/2006 8:40 am

caress, get the fu** back in my fantasies! /8

Saddle, tell the truth, you love all dudes with big nuggets

Giasine, You know I treat you like an angel and love you like the devil. And besides, my horns are detachable, like my penis.

Fantasia, If you email me your face pic, it could be you I gaze upon with such adoration


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/5/2006 8:44 am

Damnit! click the wrong button

This is for caress again, "Get the fu** back into my fantasies!"

/8 =8 \8

and for Saddle it was to be

and for you Atomic my buddy, my pal it is ;!;

and for you all, every other one of you, it is ^_^ well, except for you.


havenbliss 43F

2/5/2006 11:02 am

HV- Can I play with blow up Suzie too? I promise I will be real good, bring a pump and if I guess correctly about you, a patch kit!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
2/5/2006 11:48 am

_____Boy, am I glad I'm not one of the ladies. I'd have to stand in line.


JustaSeeker 105F

2/5/2006 9:21 pm

You're both hot. Because I say so. Don't fight me on this one.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/6/2006 7:19 am

Haven No, you did not just imply I'm a needle dick, did you? I betcha couldn't pit it in your mouth and say apple!

oh, well since you promised to be real good, here take care of her though if I'm not satisfied in thrity days I can return her for a prorated refund ( I guess the check her for tread depth with a micrometer like tires ^_^ ).

Skyking just do what I do with Atomic, once he breaks a poor heart, I'm there with a warm shoulder, a tender touch and a rock hard cock!

Dude, you need to start a blog as well, I know you got some seriously funny shit to tell! but if not just keep on keeping on man!

Seeker When you're right, you're right (oh and can I go back to the zipper mask pic now?)


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
2/6/2006 10:01 pm

So if I understand you correctly HORNEYVIKING, once big dog Atomic breaks the ladies hearts you pick them up. Then once you break their hearts, I can be there for them. COOL!!! The only problem is...since there's no one lower than me, I'll have to love them forever. What a dastardly turn of fate for me.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/6/2006 10:06 pm

well...I was going to comment to all y'all but it looks like I don't have to. Good to know that I can leave blogland for a couple days and my blog will run itself.

viking, thanks for taking care of shop for me. Turn out the lights and lock up when you go, will ya?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/7/2006 10:29 am

Sil, go back to your blog and reply to my jokes please!

Skyking, no way dude, we will do that you had the last one so its my turn type shit. So that being said, its your turn, now go do the remora romp and make us proud! lol why didnt you absorb the "you should start your own blog" part?

Atomic, nope just like a vampire, once you welcome me, I can come and go as I please, and besides, you get more readers... well except for this post!


havenbliss 43F

2/7/2006 2:25 pm

V I am no way implied you had a needle dick. I was just thinking that perhaps on occassion you are a little overzealous for Sex Me Suzie. The funny thing is I was watching C.S.I the other night (on DVD) and they had the same damn doll on it. Are you guilty of something that we need to inform the Las Vegas crime lab about?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/7/2006 7:51 pm

Tipadee, I LOVE your hair in that pic, has anyone ever told you you've the most beautiful eyes. No, I meant after you joke them harshly. ^_^ (I meant that about the pic, meangirl )

Haven, LOL Please don't get me wrong, I am sooley trying to be funny and don't think I'm angry or trying to ellict such a reaction from anyone else.

and about C.S.I. .... *puts on leather strangler's gloves* what will it take to buy your silence? ^_^


jakblack36 48M

2/7/2006 7:52 pm

He ain't heavy he's my brother....


havenbliss 43F

2/7/2006 10:35 pm

V I'm not the one into choking but I hear Atomic is. he might be up for it..

And I did not think you were angry or anything. After all this is blogland not high school. But not my kind of high school...Mmm high school I think I need to make a blog about it. (sorry long day losing my train of thou...)


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
2/8/2006 3:33 am

Hey Atomic, if you mind us talking amongst ourselves, just say so and I will stop out of respect to THE LEADER of the BAND. Viking...thanks, but I've been watching You, Atomic, Tipadee and BigGirlzRSweet. You "guys" put some seriously hard work into your blogs. When your talent leads, it's starts my juices (creative juices that is) flowing and coming up with something inventive or funny is easy. Maybe someday I'll do a blog, but for now, if you "guys" don't mind, I'll just sniff where you've shit and add my pile to yours.O.K.? havenbliss, despite what you say about this not being high school, it feels just like my high school classroom that had all the bad kids in it. Atomic...THANK YOU. This is fun. I laugh more here than I do all day, and if you're not funny, you're interesting.


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