But I Don't Play Well With Others  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
3/24/2006 8:06 pm

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But I Don't Play Well With Others

I vowed to never do what everybody else is doing but as fate would have it, I’ve been tagged six times. SIX! Damn you people! I know I’m irresistible, but shit! Well, it seems you all really want me to play and since I’m having a rare moment and I’m finally trying to prove my kindergarten teacher wrong that I don’t play well with others, I’ll bite. But only once. It’ll be fun to reveal six freakishly odd things about me but as my life and blog is a carefully planned web of strategically timed mixture of facts and lies, I will only reveal six and only tag six as the rules of the game imply.

First, here are the six culprits who tagged me:

DaphneR humboldthonni



And if you want to blame anyone for starting this bullshit in the first place, take a nice long steamy gawk at this man travelingintexas Yep, that’s right. Even though he has since hid his original post and posted this one to cover it up Tag My Ass... You Missing Yer Life? he started all this. And by the way…you senior citizens out there be sure to get yourselves in his little black book for a good time and leave your dentures at home.

And without further ado, here are six freakishly odd things about me:

1. I have held an 18ft. python and a tiny alligator on the same day.

2. Because of my very sexy voice and my ability to think on my feet, I was the top environmental fundraiser in the nation for two years. (my entire duration of employment there)

3. I am currently on my second day without eating and am still not hungry. (I’m sick right now.)

4. I have three nostrils. (yep, its true)

5. I have leopard print sheets, starfish, tikis, and bamboo in my bedroom…shark jaws in my bathroom

6. I have three exhibits in local museums…all made from lego.

Now that that is over with, because I like you bitches whether you’ve been tagged or not, here are the six unfortunate losers I’ve deemed worthy of tagging.

tipadee silhouette2005

MrNuttz05 hotnsultrybbw Dysgyzed

Blog on, SUCKERS!!

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
3/25/2006 12:52 am

_____Get well soon. I see two nostrills. I don't think I want to know where the third one is at. (Hey...were you in Men in Black?)

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:14 pm:
I have a deviated septum. the third nostril is a pocket in the brigde between my nostrils. You can see it if I push my nose to the side. out of three nostrils, only one works, yet I'm not a mouth breather and I don't snore. I wasn't in MIB

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/25/2006 4:06 am

LMAO Skyking! See Atomic, behind that "Bad Boy" exterior is is a dolphin like man that all of us enjoy to be around, even if you don't play well with others... or return my offlinr I.M.'s

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:19 pm:
just because I have a third nostril, don't go thinking its a dolphin-like blowhole for you to fuck...but get enough booze in me and I could enjoy being around anybody...even you. And I return all IM messages. If I didn't see yours it must have been during that day and a half when I thought my computer was plotting to kill me.

ediesedgewick 57F

3/25/2006 5:31 am

I don't believe you about the nostrils...but you do have a rock 'n roll voice. If you continue not eating...10 lbs gone, no prob. But now I'm thinking you're just bulimic.

and thanks for not tagging.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:23 pm:
see comment above to skyking about the third nostril. Maybe if you let me cam for you sometime I'll show it to you...among other things. I do have a rock and roll voice, don't I? During this sickness I've only lost 3 lbs. and half way through the third day I began eating again. All this crapping, puking, and not eating is awesome. I feel like a supermodel. Look like one, too.

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/25/2006 7:22 am

No bites, just a few nibbles for me please! -B

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:29 pm:
hmmmm...you do look tasty. I've eaten very little in three days and I'm getting my appetite back. Can I get just a little nibble of your neck?

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/25/2006 11:09 am

I am so glad you didn't choose me. I'd have ended the thread anyways... BTW the posting number is 666, I'm feeling a little insecure now

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:33 pm:
yes...I wanted to end the strain, too but I was happy to play just once. There is a lesson in all of this. that being...trav has sex with six people. they each have sex with six more. next thing you know we all are suffering through an annoying desiese.

saddletrampsk 54F

3/25/2006 2:11 pm

sexy voice? hmmmm..

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:38 pm:
yep...thats right. How'd you like me to whisper nice things in your ear?

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/26/2006 5:08 pm

3 nostrils and a Shag bedroom
I believe it.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:03 pm:
yep...three nostrils and a shag bedrrom. thats me to a T

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/27/2006 10:06 pm

oh god ... I just put down the first person that came to mind ... and IF you EVER visited my blog you would see ...

you could sound like donald duck and I wouldnt care...

You are absolutely the sexiest guy on here.....sight unseen and inspite of your albeit said deformity...
kisses AA...

I know that is a safe thing for me to say since you are 14kazillion miles from Texas...... we talked about that before...but I mean it.
tender hugs.....m.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:08 pm:
damn!!! that is the hottest comliment anyone has ever given me. thank you, darling. let that be a lesson to all of you. You girls have to work harder to inflate my ego, now. just kidding. thank you so very much!


3/27/2006 10:38 pm

Damn, I didn't tag you cause you do not follow the HERD! But I too got tagged and because it was "A FRIEND" I did it! Now damn it if I would have known your just as weak as me, I would have tagged your ass for sure! But you made it into my blog anyways today!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:09 pm:
I was that. thank you! great new pic, btw. va va va vooom!

memeanne74 42F
5991 posts
10/19/2007 1:32 pm

"Because of my very sexy voice and my ability to think on my feet".

Umm....Yeah ...how sexy is sexy..I mean like Serj Tankian or more Spongebob Squarepants..boy he gets me WET !

And how quick can you think ..I mean can you whip ,whip ,whip it good ?

Ooo...Leopard..RAWR !

And then the reference to offlines...meaning you use ..those creepy message instantly services ....as do I ..hmmm

Good Intel to know.


" I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips."

AtomicArtist0 replies on 10/19/2007 6:07 pm:
Serj harmonizes beautifully...Spongebob not so much. I have (or so they tell me) the perfect tone and middle range for phone sales. its low, slow, soothing and trusting. I don't railroad. I don't talk fast in spite of my New England roots and i don't interrupt someone else as they speak. I don't sound like a shyster or a salesman...and thats how I did so well. I can do impersonations too. I can do Patty and Selma...but not Marge, a pretty good Hank Hill and a SPOT ON Peter Griffin. My Rhode Island accent comes back easily as I have the whole additude, inflection, tone and accent ingrained in my genetics.

and yes...with the right crowd, my wits can be whip it good quick.

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