Ask A Drunken Frat Boy  

AtomicArtist0 45M
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2/16/2006 9:29 pm

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Ask A Drunken Frat Boy

I know you're trying to avert your eyes away from that messy bit of unpleasantness to your left, but see the drunken frat boy blowing chunks all over his shoes there? He's had a rough night what with the pub crawl, the constant partying, and fraternity shenanigans. His head is spinning, he lost his wallet, and he may or may not have a hot wheels car crammed up his ass. He’s not too sure on that one. You just never can tell with all these frat boy pranks and drunkenness.

In spite of all this, he's still better than you in so many ways. For instance, he's guaranteed a starting salary of at least $75,000 a year when he gets out of college because he is so well connected. He's popular and gets all his clothes from The Gap and Abercrombie and Fitch. Heck, he may even become President someday.

Which makes him more than qualified to answer any of your questions you may have. Ask him anything. Ask for tips on success, ask about his life or even mine. He might know me...I think he may have seen me around. Ask about celebrity gossip or bunt cake. Ask about what he may know about you. Ask him what his own bile tastes like. Boy, he sure knows that one. Ask about sex and love...he knows an awful lot about that as he has a pocket full of roofies and had just finished a 90 second romp with a drunken sorority sister behind the sports club. Heck, he might even make a drunken pass at you...you know...if you're hot. You may even take him up on it as its been statistically proven time and time again that guys like him always gets the girls.

As for his answers, well, he may know a little something. He may surprise you with a fleeting moment of clear sobriety just like at his job interview at his uncle's firm. He may know nothing as he is clearly wasting away his daddy's college fund. He may just puke on your shoes. You never can tell with all these drunken frat boy shenanigans.

So ask away, and in the meantime , he'll knock back another shot of Jagermeister.


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
2/17/2006 3:53 am

_____When the Sun turns into a red giant and turns the Earth into a cinder or goes cold and won't sustain life here any longer, what will eveything that has happened here in eons past matter?


tillerbabe 56F

2/17/2006 12:00 pm

I see this every shift I work....every shift! (I work in the U-dist)..STooopid Frat boys and Sorrority bitches. Did I say every shift?!?!? our Future! Gak!

Ok Stooooopid Frat boy:

Why would anyone want to fuck your scrawny little ass?...you sleep in a bunkbed, in a room that smells like ass?!?


MrNuttz05 49M

2/17/2006 3:01 pm

Oh boy... The Titanic is sinking in only it's 4th hour! And with that in mind, can you give me a statistical figure of how many gynecologist will turn into ? And while at it, please explain how a woman gets a bomb in her privates, ala 'Grey's Anatomy'? I sort of missed that episode


TTigerAtty 62M

2/17/2006 3:40 pm

I don't think the college graduate will have it quite as good as he might think. He better get that education in a career field with a high demand, and he had better go on for some graduate studies as well to make himself more competitive in the job market. I am coaching my own daughter to go on to grad school (couldn't talk her into studying for a profession in law, engineering or medicine). She wants to study psychology, and she wants to counsel and help people. That is all very admirable, but she will likely need a PhD in psychology to be competitive in this particular field. So that's her plan. We'll see how it all works out?


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/17/2006 4:51 pm

Is it true that you can't taste the Golden Grain in a Pink Panty Dropper if you keep stirring it, and what is the best way to keep your date stirring her drink without her becoming suspicious?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


ediesedgewick 57F

2/17/2006 5:47 pm

How would your boss/ friends / subordinates describe you?
Are you a good leader?
What are your weaknesses?
Where do you see yourself in five years?

Ok--I was in a doctor's waiting room today--those I gleaned from an article on stupid interview questions. If you don't like those--how about these taken from a Good Housekeeping interview with Neil Diamond:

Who is your idol?
What's your biggest hang up?
What makes you really see red?
I am I cried, I am said I? What does that mean Drunken Frat Boy?


saddletrampsk 54F

2/17/2006 11:12 pm

Oh Drunken Frat Boy..tell me..how do they get the caramel in the caramilk?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 10:24 am

tipadee...you'd (huccup)...you'd do me, huh? I know...(buuuurp)..I'm so totally hot (buuurp)...oh god, that tasted like wide open ass...I'm so totally hot I can't help it (hiccup) girls just throw themselves at me. Bring it on! I got a pocket (uuurrrgh)...pocket full of roofies. I'm ready for ya, bitch. (brrrpp)

so...yer question. (uuuurrrgh...god) That totally happened to my friend Josh's mom (brrrrrp).These three dudes from (huccup)...these dudes from another college drove by in their vw bus and asked Josh's mom if she'd (brrrrp) if she'd fuck them all for $100 bucks. She said yeah. (hiccup) So she was banging these three dudes (bbrrrrrp)taking a dick in every god damned hole. But she didn't know they was filming that shit, right. (uuuurrrrppppppppp)...holy shit. I almost puked just now. I'm ok. Then she showed up on one of them MILF sites that Josh likes to wack off to. (huccup) then he fucking saw his own mom taking it in the shitter by this one dude while two other dudes...(hiccup)...two other dudes were spunking in her face. (brrrrp) Fucking Josh couldn't get it up again for like three days. heh heh heh...shit. that's funny, dude. (brrrrrrrppp...oh god) that was yer question, right?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 10:42 am

skyking....dude...(brrrp)...I'm getting a fucking law degree, man. What makes you think (huccup)... WHOOOO!!! PARTY!!...what makes you think I know anything about some outer space shit?

tell you what, though...(uurrrrrppp uurrrpppp) Phew. Almost. I don't know about you but (hiccup)nothing matters when I do some shit. I can bomb out of law school and I'd still (urrrp)...I'd still make mucho bucks at my uncle's firm. I can fucking get arrested tonight...(bbbbrrrruuuuupppp)...oh god that tastes like ass. I can get arrested and my dad will bail me out. I can crash the beamer (hic) and we'll just get another one. Nothing fucking matters, dude.

I am just as smart as you (brrrpp)...as smart as you because I read books by that (hiccup)...by that wheelchair guy...you know...Larry Flint. HEH HEH HEH I'm fucking funny. WHHHHOOOO!!!PARTY!!!


rm_cant_be_true 38M

2/18/2006 11:04 am

There's no answers anywhere... Fine then, the Drunken Frat Boy has asked me to answer everyone's questions in his own words.

"A man was born before his father, killed his mother and married his sister. Yet, he was considered normal by all those who knew him. How come?"
He's had a rough night what with the pub crawl, the constant partying, and fraternity shenanigans.

"OHH yeah .. do you know when March Madness is?? I can never remember."
someday

"When the Sun turns into a red giant and turns the Earth into a cinder or goes cold and won't sustain life here any longer, what will eveything that has happened here in eons past matter?"
Heck, just finished a 90 second romp with a drunken sorority sister behind the sports club

"Did I say every shift?!?!?"
You never can tell

"Why would anyone want to fuck your scrawny little ass?...you sleep in a bunkbed, in a room that smells like ass?!?"
he has a pocket full of roofies

"The Titanic is sinking in only it's 4th hour! And with that in mind, can you give me a statistical figure of how many gynecologist will turn into ?"
75,000 a year

"And while at it, please explain how a woman gets a bomb in her privates, ala 'Grey's Anatomy'?"
he lost his wallet

"We'll see how it all works out?"
blowing chunks

Is it true that you can't taste the Golden Grain in a Pink Panty Dropper if you keep stirring it, and what is the best way to keep your date stirring her drink without her becoming suspicious?
Ask him what his own bile tastes like.

"How would your boss/ friends / subordinates describe you?" the drunken frat boy
"Are you a good leader?" more than qualified
"What are your weaknesses?" you...you know...if you're hot
"Where do you see yourself in five years?" The Gap and Abercrombie and Fitch

"Who is your idol?" that messy bit of unpleasantness to your left
"What's your biggest hang up?" a fleeting moment of clear sobriety
"What makes you really see red?" a hot wheels car crammed up his ass
"I am I cried, I am said I? What does that mean Drunken Frat Boy?"
still better than you in so many ways

"how do they get the caramel in the caramilk?"
He’s not too sure on that one. celebrity gossip or bunt cake may know a little something.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 11:06 am

tiller....shit. I've seen you around the quad. (bbbbrrrrpp) You put my buddy Dave in a stretcher when he passed out naked (hiccup)...naked behind the Law Library. Then he puked all over you. That was awesome, dude! HEH HEH HEH. I'm still laughing about that shit.

as fer yer question...(uuuurrrrrrrppppp) oh god...I swallowed that one. Phew! WHOOOOOO!! PARTY!!!! as fer yer question. Who would want to fuck me? Yer just saying that... (brrrrpp)... yer just saying that cuz I got puke all over my fucking pants, dude. And one of my asshole (huccup) frat brothers wrote "I suck balls" on my face with a sharpie. But I don't suck (bbbrrrpppp) I don't suck balls. I'm all about the poonanny...(bbrrrrpppp brrrrppppppppp brrrpppppppppppp) Whoa! I'm ok. Don't worry...all about the poonanny which I get a lot of around here. And I don't care if you don't like me...(huccup)...all I got to do is flash some little hottie my gold watch (brrrrp) tell her I'm on the crew team (huccup) and drop a hint that I might be packing eight plus inches in the pants(brrrrrrpppppp)and they come running to me. (bbbrrrrrpppppppppppppp) They always do...They always do.

RRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF....oh god, why does it hurt so much when I puke!?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 11:32 am

MrNuttz...dude, forget the titanic...(bbbbrrrrrppp)...forget the titanic sinking, bro. (hiccup) Ya just gotta be (brrrp) gotta be in a fraternity...flash a little gold watch bling bling...and have a pocket full of roofies....(bbbbbbrrrrrrrrp) Phew! that one tasted like wide open ass...thats all you need and all the bitches are yours, dude. 90 seconds behind the sports club is all the time I need. (huccup) sometimes less. Thats all I need...(bbbrrrp)...thats all I need to bust a nut. Who cares about the bitch, right? (huccup) In my experience (brrrp) chicks don't cum, anyway. And just because "I suck balls" is written on my face...(uuuurrrrghhhh) Phew. Almost. Just because its written on my face in sharpie marker doesn't mean I really do...so don't ask.

and as fer yer other question...(bbbrrrrrrrrppppp) I once barfed up grey anatomy. That totally sucked, bro.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 11:49 am

tiger...dude, maybe I'm a little fucked up right now...(bbbrrrrrpp)...maybe I'm a little fucked right now, but was that a question or a statement? It says (huccup)ask...a drunken fat boy...(bbbrrrrrpppp)...thats me, by the way. A fat boy. Fat...frat HEH HEH HEH...aw shit, I'm totally wasted. But I don't think that was a question...just you...(huccup)...just you talking some shit about your smoking hot daughter studying pshyc...phsyc...psych...you know what I'm talking about. Are you sure she's studying hard? Are you sure, pops? Cuz I may have seen her hanging around our last frat party. (bbbrrrrpppppp) ah, man...that one tasted gross. Had to choke that one down. Whether I bomb law school or not (huccup)I'll still be getting a fat paycheck at my uncle's firm. I'm....(brrrrpppp)...I'm connected, dude.

Say...yer a lawyer...(hiccup)...you've been to college, right? I bet you partied like a motherfucker. (brrrrp) How 'bout we shoot a beer bong for old time's sake? Whaddya say?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 12:03 pm

spin...dude, you'd be surprised....(bbbrrrrrpppppppp)Phew, I almost puked again that time. You'd be surprised at the variety of pussy getting aids they have nowadays. They got (hiccup) WHOOOOOO!! PARTY!! They got some shit ya only got to stir once and its completely desolved. No color (brrrrrp) no taste. As for the shit you got to stir all the time...(uuuurrrppp) Oh,man,here it comes. As for that shit, ya just gotta offer to stir her drink with yer dick. HEH HEH HEH. Chicks totally dig that, bro.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 12:40 pm

edie...my peeps...(bbbrrrpppppp)...my peeps see me as totally awesome! WHOOOOOHOOOOO!!! PARTY!!!!! I'm popular, I'm on the crew team. (huccup) I can hold my liquer pretty well. And I drive a nice fucking BMW. Who wouldn't...(uuurrrrrp)...who wouldn't want to be me?

I flash my gold watch and hint that I'm packing 8 plus inches in the pants and all the bitches do as I tell them, so that pretty much...(huccup)...that pretty much makes me a good leader.

My weakness...is I'm just too good looking. (bbbrrrrrrrrrppppp)...aw, fuck...almost, dude. I'm too good looking. I mean...look at me. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

In five years...I'll be graduated or thrown out of this fucking hell hole. Either way, I'll be getting a fat paycheck at my uncle's law firm (hic) so it don't...(brrrppppppppp)... it don't fucking matter what I do now. In five years, I'll be wiping my shitty ass with $100 bills just to see the expression on Ben Franklin's face. I'll be banging more hot bitches than I'll ever imagine. (bbbbbbbbrrrrrrpppppp)oh, fuck, dude...that tasted like wide open ass! I think I'm gonna hurl again.

My idol...is our president, George Dubya. That dude...(huccup)...didn't do so well in school...did a whole bunch of coke...drank and partied like a motherfucker WHOOOOO!! PARTY!!!!!...banged all kinds of hot broads...and still bought his way through two elections. The man is my fucking hero.

My biggest hang up....(bbbrrrrrpppp) phew, Almost. Is the fact my stupid ass frat brothers wrote "I suck balls" on my face with a sharpie. And they drew a dick next to my mouth just to illustrate the point further. I mean...(uuuuurrrrrrrppppp) Aw christ. I mean...it would be one thing if I really did, but I don't, those motherfuckers. I'm all about the pussy, the poonanny. YEAH!!!! PUUUUSSSSSYYYY!!! WHOOOO!! I GOT YER BIG COCK HANGING RIGHT HERE BABY!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!! There, that ought to ring the dinner bell for all the hotties around here.

when do I see red? (bbbbrrrppppppppppp) Oh, god, Here it comes! I sometimes see red in my puke...and one time when I pissed. I even saw it.....

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! AW SHIT!! ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHIRT!! FUCK!!!

hey, edie...nice tits. Wanna fuck?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 12:50 pm

mzhuny...hey alright...That was you, I gave that Jager too?! I totally fucking stole yer panties that night. That was awesome! Jager rocks!! WHHHHOOOOO!!! YEAH!!!! Say...yer not...(brrrrrpp)...yer not Josh's mom, are you? (see comment for tipadee) Cuz if ya are...(hiccup)...I got a hundred bucks right here that says I can rock your world.

Hey...lets knock back a couple shots of Jager for old times sake. and I got...(bbbrrrppppppppp) Phew! I got something yer totally gonna love. Come here. Ever do a Jack Daniel's Enema?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 12:57 pm

saddle....wanna know how they get...(huccup)...how they get the fucking caramel in the caramilk? (brrrrrppppp) Like this...

(drunken frat boy shakes a bottle of beer vigorously with his thumb over the opening. then places beer bottle in proximity of his crotch, releases his thumb as a spray of beer suds hits you in the face and chest, wetting your braless shirt)

WHOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!! I'M FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

(drunken frat boy then dumps remainder of beer on his head)


havenbliss 43F

2/18/2006 8:47 pm

My question:

If your life is so fucking great, why do you have to drink?


tillerbabe 56F

2/18/2006 9:14 pm

You lil' shit....you will DIE now! GAK! LOL!


MrNuttz05 49M

2/19/2006 6:21 am

THE ATOMICARTIST @ HIS BEST

Turn up the mic! And since you are on a roll with this one my friend, & it happens to be multiple choice;

You & your female friend are out drinking all night. You wind up in your bed having a wild sexual encounter when all of a sudden she is ready to call 'RALPH'. What do you do?

A) Continue hoping that she would not get you.
Allow her to go to the restroom & start masturbating.
C) Follow her to the restroom, jack-off on her while she stoops over the toilet, & then retire for the night...


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/19/2006 11:01 am

havenbiss...why do I (brrrrrrpppp)...why do I keep drinking if I'm so awesome? Its because...(huccup)...its because I got this fucking tune stuck in my head from my Jock Rock CD...

He drinks a whisky drink (bbbrrrrpppp)
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a (uurrrrrp)cider drink
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the better times:

Oh danny boy
Danny boy
Danny boy...

I get knocked down
But I get up again (bbbbbrrrrrrpppp) aw shit.
You’re never going to
Keep me down!

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to
Keep me down!

I get knocked up (huccup)
I'm up again (bbbrrrrrppppppppppp) aw shit, here it comes!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/19/2006 11:13 am

tillerbabe...why you want me dead, man? (hiccup) Yer my best friend, man....(bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp)....Phew! Almost puked right there. Yer the best guy....(hic)...the best guy a guy like me can ever have. I love you, man. (boooohoooooo boooohoooo) Look you got me crying now and drooling all over my face. (boohoooooo) Give me a...(uuurrrrrppp)...hold on a sec...

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!!! awwww, my goddamned shoes just came up! how can that happen?

...give me a big kiss.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/19/2006 11:33 am

MrNuttz... YEAH! Turn up the mic...cuz drunken frat boy is in the HOOOOUUUUUSSSSE!!

Dude, how'd you know my girl...(hiccup)...how'd you know my girl always calls Ralph after we have sex? His name's Ralph...or Roy...or Rick...or something. (bbbbrrrrrrpppppp) Apparently he's hung like a goddamned bear. She says some shit...(uuurrrppp)...some shit after sex...about not satisfying her needs...about she needs a sensitive man, and shit....(bbrrrrrrpppppp)...then she gets on her fucking cellphone and calls Ralph or Roy...then takes off...(hiccup)...then takes off leaving me in a puddle of my own spunk. Fuck her, man! I can always get another chick....(bbrrrrppp) WHOOOOOO!!!PARRRTTTYYYYYYY!!

say...yer name's not Ralph, is it?


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
2/19/2006 8:55 pm

How come it hurts when I piss?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
2/20/2006 8:36 am

my questions...

Is it true if your roomate kills himself then you'll all get passing grades til graduation? or just for the semester? Because I learned some real skills in CIA summer death camp and now I've got to find a way to pay off my student loan.

Are you the dickhead that got my ex drunk and drugged and filmed the gangbang? Which school is this? Maybe your roomates would like to buy some passing grades. It's okay you'll be too drunk to feel a thing. ^_^


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/20/2006 11:12 am

art...dude, it hurts when I piss, too...(bbrrrrrrrpppppp)...oh, man, that tasted...(hiccup)...tasted like wide open ass. Everytime I fucking piss....(brrrpppppppp)...it burns so bad I scream like a little bitch. I also got...(uuuurrrpppp)...Phew! Almost. I also got these little red bumps all over my junk. WHOOOOO!! PARRRTTTTYYYYY!!

If you got the same shit going on, dude, no worries. The Docmeister is in, bro. (hiccup) I won't even...(bbrrrpppp)...I won't even have to grab yer nuts and make you cough or nothing. If it hurts when you piss, ya probably got a hot wheels shoved up yer ass like I'm pretty sure...(uuuurrrrpppppppppppp)...I'm pretty sure I do and its pushing against yer bladder there causing a blockage. Those motherfucking frat brothers of mine. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! ...(bbrrrrpppp). If yer in a frat, thats what happened to ya...(hiccup)...if yer not in a frat, ya probably pushed it up there yerself, you kinky bitch.

Also the burning is when my frat bros made me chug an entire bottle of fucking...(bbbrrrrrrpppppppp)...fucking tabasco sauce, man. I haven't been the same since. So that explains away the pain and the burning. (hiccup) There's really no other explaination for it, dude.

HEY!! YOU BITCHES OVER THERE SUCK MY COCK!! There. That ought to ring the dinner bell for some of these hotties walking around here. Heh heh heh...I'm awesome, dude.

(uuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp)...oh god here it comes.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/20/2006 11:31 am

biggirlz...dude...what the fuck?! I can't even...(bbrrrpppppppp)...I can't even see you...yer all...(hiccup)...yer all grey and blurry and shit. I can't see anything, now. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?! I CAN'T SEE!! booohoooo hooooo hooooo. Look, yer...(hiccup)...yer making me cry and shit! And what the fuck yer talking about ferret and red stillettoes?

Oh god...here it comes...RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLFFFFFF!! OH GOD IT HURTS WHEN I PUKE!!! GET OUTTA HERE, YER SCARING ME!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/20/2006 12:17 pm

viking...dude, I'll answer yer questions...(hiccup)...I'll answer yer questions if ya don't mind me sitting here on the curb...(brrrrrrrppp)...on the curb with my eyes closed. Fuck! That last question wiped my out. I couldn't see anymore. And I fucking hurt from all the puking...(uuuurrrrrpppppp)...shit! Almost.

You can have yer student loans...(hiccup)...yer student loans forgiven if ya die, fake yer death, or become permanantly disabled. But lets say....(bbbrrrrpppppppp)...lets say yer frat bros are making you bob of baby ruths in the toilet...then it turns out...(uuuuurrrrrppppppppp)...Phew!...Then it turns out they're not really baby ruths and yer sick in bed for like a month after that...(hiccup)...they don't consider that permanantly disabled. (brrrrp) I tried. It didn't work. I think you got to cut yerself in half or some shit.

But thats for suckers, bro. (bbbbrrpppp) If yer going to law school, like me. You make so much Benjamins, yer first summer internship will pay for all yer loans yer freshman year. Then, yer other...(bbbrrrppppp)...yer other internships will pay for the rest of yer schooling without taking out loans....(uurrrrrpppppppp)...Phew!

and dude...(hic)...my homies and I banged so many bitches...(bbrrrpppp)...so many bitches and filmed that shit. How do I know if one of them's yer ex, man?

Hold on...I think...(brrrppppp)...I think the dizzyness stopped. I can open my eyes, I think...hold on...

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN!? I COME OUT OF MY STUPOR TO LOOK UP AT YOU AND YER NUTS ARE HANGING OUT OF SOME FUCKED UP DARTH VADER COSTUME AND YER TALKING SOME CIA SHIT ABOUT KILLING?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

OH, CHRIST YOU MADE ME FUCKING PISS MYSELF, MAN!! YOU MADE ME PISS MYSELF!! (BOOOHOOOO HOOOOO HOOOO.) (BBRRRRRPPPPPPP) GET OUTA HERE, DUDE, YER SCARING ME!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!! PLLLLLEEEEEAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!


DIVISION77 39M
8328 posts
2/21/2006 2:41 am

If you "ralph" on my Doc Martens you will wake up all wet.

The question?

Your vomit or your coagulating blood?

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


Sorceror07 54M

2/26/2006 10:31 pm

<---- former drunken/stoned/tripped out/coked up/shroomed out frat boy

hell, i used to be D-Day! and i didn't learn anything in college useful in the real world either... but i DID have lots of er...adventures heheh!

and no... i didn't puke (much)

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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