All This can Be Yours...If You're My 500th Commenter  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
1/12/2006 10:17 pm

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All This can Be Yours...If You're My 500th Commenter

Thanks to my most recent comment generating stunt, I am quickly coming up on 500 comments...so for my 500th commenter, you will get a very special blog entry just for you.

Here's what you'll get:

1. A Dumbass Title With Your Name...that way, your name can be immortalized forever in the archives. WOW!!

2. Your Very Own Pulp Book Cover...I have a huge collection of pulp book covers pictured in my blogs. There is one that is most pertanant for just about anyone. Even you. COOL!!

3. Your PictureThats right...stare back at your own face/eyes/tits/dick/pussy/ass/back/toes/shadowy silhouette or teeth. Impress your friends! AWESOME!

4. Smartass Dialogue About You...based on your profile, blog, picture, or anything else I can poke fun at. It will be like the Roast of Pamela Anderson...except, you're no Pamela Anderson. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!

5. Your Own Winning Comment...reflected back at you...so make it a good one. You don't want your mom thinking you're an idiot, do you? I COULD BE A WINNER!!

6. Your Very Own Crass Horoscope...based on your sign and whatever other astral shit I can come up with. You heard right! I usually save A-List material like that for the monthly horoscopes but now you can enjoy my signature brand of personal humiliation and abuse and you don't even have to wait until the first of the month. BOOYEAH!!

7. Taste My Soup, Bitch...a congradulatory passage by popular guest writer Robert P. Kimball III, CEO of Kimball's Soup, INC. It'll be all you and all CEO. And who knows...maybe he'll teach you a thing or two about making your own millions instead of sitting on the couch and leeching off society. CRIPES, I LOVE SOUP!!

8. Take It In The Doggy Door...you also get a bit of personal smatass wit from former guest writer, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of TV fame. You would think nothing good could come from that, but you all seem to enjoy being humiliated by major celebrities....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

And finally...

9. A Link To Your Own Blog This could be the best prize of them all...now the world can link to your blog from my own...whether or not I think you're a creative genius! This could be the chance for a little dog to skyrocket to stardom...or for a big dog to secure his/her position on top of the world knowing that one more person has linked to your blog...and this time, it wont be a fake profile created by you. THATS HOT!!

The Rules We're so close to 500 here...so to keep it random and fair, please don't comment more than twice. Hear that Viking and tipadee? No more than twice. While this is not mandatory...for my own amusment, make your comment a good one.

Good luck and happy commenting!


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
1/12/2006 10:38 pm

If I don't win, I'm gonna be pissed.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
1/12/2006 10:38 pm

If I don't win, I'm gonna get pissed.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
1/12/2006 10:40 pm

Ooooh, me, me, me!!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/12/2006 10:57 pm

LOL, DAMN NICE PRIZES!!!! CAN I TRADE IT ALL IN FOR JUST YOU?


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/12/2006 11:25 pm

LMAO. the prize is ok I guess. But a link to my blog may drive people away from yours if they think you read mine.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/13/2006 12:48 am

How will we know you're telling the truth about who wins?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/13/2006 12:50 am

I said...how will we know you're telling the truth?

(Can't believe I messed that up. What a nitwit)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


caressmewell 53F

1/13/2006 7:07 am

AdultFriendFinder

Please tell me I'm # 500, please, come on tell me, whisper it in my ear...


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
1/13/2006 7:36 am

1hot has a point.... lol


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
1/13/2006 8:24 am

Ahem! Excuse me, [post 200896] I just wanted to invite you out to HornyViking's place for the [post 200875] weekend.There's going to be hot sex, childish pranks, buckets of blood ("That's pronuonced, 'Boo-kay'"),, and a psychokiller, who'd be pretty cool if only he could get laid.Do ya'll like my pic? come on over! let's make evil!


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
1/13/2006 8:43 am

Hmmmmm... credibility seems strained lately in Blogland... I wonder why?


saddletrampsk 54F

1/13/2006 3:02 pm

pick me!!! I'm a nose..


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/13/2006 5:52 pm

I appreciate all of your comments and I've actually formulated ideas as to what your winning post would be like for each of you, plus many more that haven't commented just yet.

We have a winner and I can assure you this winner has been picked by honest means. I came home from work, found that I had over 500 comments, minused the amount over and there is the winner.

I'll write this winner's congradulatory entry probably later tonight. Thank you all for making me popular enough to even have 500 comments in the first place. I love all of you.


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