...For Me To Poop On!!  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
10/19/2005 6:40 pm

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...For Me To Poop On!!

Good evening all you demented pervs. I want you to know that this is not AtomicArtist writing to you, but rather Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of tv fame. I think Atomic is out on one of his long walks or some stupid shit like that. He's a douchebag, anyway. Hes all..."oh, look at me! I'm so smart and artsy. Ooooh, read my blog...I'm so funny. Look at my sideburns and my brooding intensity. Aren't I special? You should write nice things on other blogs..." What a bunch of bullshit, man! What a dickwad! The last time he coaxed me into a pet carrier, I ended up getting my nuts chopped off at the vet, so yes, I'm a little bitter right now.

Anyway, several months ago, I was kicked out of an adult chat room (not on this website) for being too dirty. Yup...thats right. I know,...I see the irony, too. In a room where guys are crapping in their diapers and girls are fisting their own doggy doors, I get kicked out because I mention that I occasionally bang the next door neighbor's yorkie...which is natural for a dog like me. She was rolling over and BEGGING for it, damn it! Whats a dirty dog to do? You tell me. Maybe I got kicked out because I mentioned that Linda Lovelace and I had had human/puppet dog relations with the aid of a little peanut butter...or maybe they were just jealous because I could lick my own red rocket. Thats probably what got me kicked out of there, come to think of it. Not many guys can lick their own nutsack.

So I can lick my own pink thing and yet occasionally, I still leave the house. Mostly, I leave to service that poodle that lives two blocks away. She likes it HARD! I haven't heard yelping like that since my mom was hit by an 82 buick. I'm not one to kiss and tell outside of school, but lets just say...she pooped on ME!

I'm just going to say it...you'd be surprised how many of you dirty, DIRTY broads out there are into the human/puppet dog relations, man. Don't deny it, damn you! I know you're looking at my doggy picture and saying, "damn, girlfriend! I want some of that! I want to rub his belly and make his red rocket come out!" Maybe its my fame, maybe its my gold bowtie, maybe its my big cigar or the fact that I like to sniff your butt...but Triumph has no troubles with the ladies...whether it be human, dog, cat, or sheep.
Oh, yes. OH, YES!

Take this one broad I was talking to the other night. She is one kinky, dirty bitch, man. She talks like Lassie in heat...who by the way, is queer. Yep, thats right, Benjie, too. Anyway, I'd get into any pet carrier and go to wherever the hell you are if it means I can hump your leg, baby. I'd mark my territory on you like the fire hydrant outside. How'd you like to smoke my big cigar, honey? Did you know a dog inflates after incersion? That means that even if a pissed off neighbor sprays us with the hose, we can't seperate until I'm done...and the way I go, I can last forever. oh yes...OH, YES! He he he he. Get the peanut butter out, honey!

Anyway, thats all I have for now. I'm going to poop on Atomic's sofa or maybe lick myself in front of the window so the pug next door can see. She likes to watch with her panting and bugged out eyes. Some day I'm going to bang that loaf of bread looking bitch. One day her master will let her out by herself, then KABLAMMO! Someday, you bitch...but for now, I will lick myself quietly. Thanks for listening...you've been a great crowd.......FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

havenbliss 43F

10/21/2005 12:27 am

You may like to POOP on!!! just about everything your stuby little body can reach but good old AtomicArtist has much more perversions than you...

BTW, loved you in the Episode where you went to see all those geeks in line for Revenge of the Sith. Funny Shit!!!

I prefer my peanut butter chunky...like my men.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/22/2005 10:34 am

You know Atomic, I don't say this often. But you're a sick, sick man.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
10/22/2005 12:37 pm

I'm here to answer comments of behalf of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

1BBL, Triumph is pawing at the pet carrier and says he prefers Skippy creamy smooth, not chunky. He REALLLLY likes you.

BGRSweet, I have to apologize for Triumph's lewd behavior, but he said he'd be happy to dry hump you in the back alley behind any cheap porno theatre,just name the time and place, whereas I'm more refined and would opt instead to dry hump you behind one of those classy burlesque shows.

Havenbliss, Triumph still insits that I'm a douchebag and in spite of what you say is still kinkier than I am. While I have perhaps once purposefully pooped on a sofa, I tried that whole licking myself thing to no avail. Ya gotta admit, no one can self-gratify a nutsack like Triumph can. Still, thanks for sticking up for me, though.

MissThrope, it is not me whos sick. Its all Triumph's fault. He writes about licking his own nuts, pooping everywhere, and banging the neighbor's yorkie until her master sprays them with a hose. I write about enjoying being choked, flogging, and waking up drunk with a condomized bananna on my nightstand, so clearly...um...hmmmmm...

havenbliss 43F

10/23/2005 9:19 am

Well Triumph already has a fan club, it is called late night talk show audiences..

Well Triumph is one sick fuck and will you stop fucking mentioning the banana, ewwww. Now if you invested in your own dildos/vibes we wouldn't have to improvise!

rm_Cocokins 49F

10/25/2005 12:09 am

LOL...perfect!! I love Triumph..he was the only reason to watch the MTV awards! Loved that he insulted some insecure lil rapper who wanted to fight him! HA!

passionateforit 46M

10/26/2005 6:43 am

LMAO very good!

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