Does a Penis talk?????  

AsianCatTongue 56F
27 posts
7/31/2005 3:57 pm

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Does a Penis talk?????

This is an update to this email as of July 31, 2005

A friend asked me to post more on this blog.. so I found a fun email from a friend.. Hope you enjoy it.

I the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task, and if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

The Management

Write to me if you like to get to know me more. Please send a face picture of yourself. thanks Asian cat

rm_mariner311 52M
57 posts
8/25/2005 8:22 pm

'Tis sad that the PENIS never recognized the need to UNIONIZE with his fellow working-peni (what is the PLURAL for "penis"?)!

I did laugh for quite a spell after reading this... of course my penis was mildly offended. I made him happy again by taking him shopping and buying him one of those ribbed-raincoats. Silly lil guy likes to wear them inside out though !

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