Electric Pussy !!!  

Anthonyblue 62M
115 posts
2/27/2006 10:31 am

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3/7/2006 1:12 pm

Electric Pussy !!!



With me going without for a while. I decided to order one of those battery operated pussies from the internet. You know the ones I mean!!! They have the ability to grab hold of your cock once you have slid it in.

Anyway!!! When it arrived I was dismayed to find that it had no batteries in it. I was feeling dead horny and I was not going to wait for the shops to open the next day, So I come up with a solution.

I got an old car battery from my shed and fully charged it. I then wired the pussy up to the battery, stuck my dick in the pussy and for a good half hour it gave me a good shag.
Problem is it ran out of juice and I was still feeling horny.

Then I had another brainwave!!! I wired the pussy up to the mains electricity in my house. Well did the sparks fly!!! The pussy went into overdrive. It grabbed my cock and swung me about in the air. I must of had ten orgasms in super quick or should I say supercharged time!!!
Man did that pussy fuck!!!

Only problem is my cock has got a permanent glow to it. Anybody got any ideas as to how I can discharge it ???



niceguy20402 56M

2/27/2006 12:47 pm

Dear Tony,

That is a very funny posting which made me laugh. The good thing is that next time your town has a "Blackout " a woman will still be able to find your dick in the dark! They even sell "Glow In The Dark" condoms here in Oz which are specifically designed for this pupose! I think you will now be a very popular guy with the ladies!PLus as an added bonus the next woman you have sex with will light up like a pinball machine due to the Residual Electricity in your dick ! Way to go cobber!

John from Oz.


Anthonyblue 62M

2/28/2006 4:42 pm

John.

Your response was funnier than the post lol.

Thanks for your input cobber.


Anthonyblue 62M

2/28/2006 4:45 pm

Nikki.

Two very good ideas lol.

Now why didn't I think of that lol.


niceguy20402 56M

2/28/2006 9:22 pm

Dear Tony,

I haven't had any for awhile either. I thought about banging the 3 Amigos but I am not into Necrophilia and as they say 'Necrophilia is dead boring!"

Best wishes from Oz cobber.

John


Anthonyblue 62M

3/2/2006 5:42 am

John.

Amigo.s actually put 9 responses to one of your threads on the advice lines yesterday. Now that is going a bit far. Of course Isboris had to get in there as well. I would love to tie them up and shit all over them.

Take care cobber.


niceguy20402 56M

3/2/2006 10:40 am

Dear Tony,

What I find truly amazing is that Americans will march in the streets to show their belief in "Freedom Of Speech" and yet when I try to exercise that Right they all start screaming at me. I do get a lot of laughs from reading the responses to my posts from all of the "Serial Ranters" out there as you call them which is a pretty good description of them.

Thankfully it is now Autumn here in Melbourne which means no more hot 43 degree days. Melbourne is very pretty in Autumn as the leaves on the trees all turn golden and brown and I always take a few photos and it is my favourite time of the year.

Best wishes to you cobber.

John Baranyai


Anthonyblue 62M

3/3/2006 5:37 am

Hi John,

Yes I do find a lot of Americans to be hypocrites. They seem to think that they are the only people on the planet who should have free speech. Their opinion is always the correct one, and you must not disagree with them. If you do they all gang up on you. Its the same mentality which their government seems to occupy as well. If you dont say as we say, and do as we do we, will come into your country and make you do it. I find Canadians and Australians to be much more level headed, and sensible.

I like the Autumn as well John. I also like Spring, and Spring is just around the corner over here in England. I cant wait for all my deciduous shrubs and trees to start getting their foliage. I love all the different coloured leaves, and later on the flowers. I spend a lot of time in my garden in Spring and Summer, although this year it will seem a little strange not having my wife Suzy around.

Your latest post on the advice lines had me laughing lol. Amigo,s have really lost the plot. I think you are in danger of sending them to a mental institution lol. Keep it up I love it lol.

Take care John. Tony.


niceguy20402 56M

3/3/2006 8:33 am

Dear Tony,

Mt brother -in- law is actually American and he is a nice guy. I have found that Americans are generally quite nice as individuals but as a "Collective Consciousness" they are assholes.For some reason they think they are the "Policemen Of The World' and you have to do it their way or no way at all like the old song goes.I find America to be a nation of hypocritical contrasts just like you do. They have a Billion Dollar a year porn industry and yet they start to scream and sue when Janet Jackson flashes her right titty during the Superbowl!

I also like Canadians a lot too. It has been said that when they built up Canada into a Nation they only kept the good things they learned from the Americans and disposed of the rest which sounds like smart thinking to me.

I am sorry that you do not have your wife anymore to help you with your garden. At the moment I am trying to start a vegetable patch. I think it is so wonderful how you can plant some little seeds and then you can put food on the table after the plants grow.I think that is truly miraculous.

Best wishes from Oz cobber.

John Baranyai


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