Arse Kissing Pays Off.  

Anthonyblue 62M
115 posts
2/16/2006 7:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Arse Kissing Pays Off.

I seen this on Longharednikki's blog, and being such a sweet girl as she is. I know she would not mind me posting it here.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18 +11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Anthonyblue totals 146. How about you ???


xxx69slut 47F

2/17/2006 6:29 am

Is there anything about my arse that puts you in the mood for kissing?


Anthonyblue 62M

2/17/2006 10:00 am

xxx69slut.

What I have in mind for your arse, is a bit more than just kissing. lol. An email is on its way to you with an invite. lol


Anthonyblue 62M

2/17/2006 9:38 pm

Nikki.

Yes I have to agree with you on that. lol

Take care baby. Mwaaaaah


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