God's Busy  

AngelaMarie24 36F
139 posts
7/28/2005 4:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

God's Busy

A college professor,an avowed atheist,was teaching his class.He shocked several students when he flatly stated that there is no God,the expression "One Nation Under God" was unconstitutional,and futher more,he was going to prove there is no God.Addressing the ceiling he shouted,"God,if you are real,then I want you toknock me off this platform.I'll give you 15 minutes!"The lecture room fell slient.Ten minutes went by.Again he tauted God,saying"Here I am God.I'm still waiting."His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine,just released from active duty and newly registered in the class,walked up to the professor and hit him full force in the face,sailing him from the platform.He was out cold!
At first the students were shocked and blabbled with confusion.The Marine quietly took a seat in the front row.
Eventually,the professor began to stir.He looked at the Marine and asked,"Whats the matter with you?Why did you do that?"
The Marine answered back,"God was busy.He sent me."

If you were going to die soon, and only had one phone call to make,who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
-Stephen Levine

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/29/2005 8:06 am

Standard members can't read profiles or view pics. That is why you get so many that want to know more even though it is on your profile. Now if they are silver or gold members and they still do this then that is just dumb. To answer those questions, I would call my wife and tell her I love her. I tell her every chance I get!

AngelaMarie24 36F

7/31/2005 2:16 pm

I am a standard member as well.True,I cant see pic very well,but I can Veiw all profiles..why can I do it and others can't?

Rockhard2x6 54M

8/1/2005 9:34 am

Sometimes I am allowed to view all profiles, but more often than not, I cannot view profiles. It's a real drag. However I have gotten to chat with you a couple of times in the southern room, and I have enjoyed the convo very much.

mustang65695 58M
54 posts
8/2/2005 6:42 am

Angela the way I understand it is that female standard members can see all profiles but male standard members can't. We can earn points in different areas that you can use to view limited profiles. It works the same way on emails we can't email someone but only respond to them.

eyelike2lickunts 43M

8/5/2005 8:37 am

I would agree with mustang on this one. Unfortunately for the guys, AdultFriendFinder is stacked against us. I was turned onto this site by a female friend who has been having all kinds of luck as a standard member...she is able to view profiles, email people, etc. If you ask me, it seems to be a little shady, maybe even illegal? Ehh, whatever...I'll just create a second profile posing as a female and view and contact away
Any other guys try this yet?

rm_mikewill31 34M

8/6/2005 9:04 pm

I want you Angela Marie. I'm just moved from Tennessee, and you seem like a nice southern girl who just wants to have fun.

rm_poonluver 47M
1 post
8/7/2005 10:29 pm

I a Standard Member and have very rarely been able to see a full profile...I also can't send E-mails which makes me think that there is no excuse for the people E-mailing you to be asking you stoopid question. P.S. I know stoopid is spelled stupid...just trying to be funny. LOL.

AngelaMarie24 36F

8/10/2005 11:48 am

Sorry for the miss understanding guys.Please disreguard that last post.I have replaced it with a joke

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