Todays Joke  

Analfinder2512 54M
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7/13/2006 5:10 am
Todays Joke

My Lips are Sealed...

Mary Lou goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a complete secret since she is very embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees to abide by her wishes.

The day after the operation, Mary Lou wakes up and finds two floral arrangements next to her on the nightstand beside the bed.

Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "none of your friends were told about the operation. The first floral arrangement from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and since she had the procedure done herself, she just wanted to brighten your day."

"And who is the second floral arrangement from?" Mary Lou asked.

"Oh," smiled the doctor, "that's from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He just wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

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