Fridays thought and Joke  

Analfinder2512 53M
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7/20/2006 9:23 am

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7/21/2006 11:54 am

Fridays thought and Joke

Things are not always what they seem. Check things out very throughly before you jump in because you put yourself in a situation that you can't get out of or at the least everything will be very akward. Although my situation was not bad it was not what I expected. I will be more causious in the future as if I was searching for an investment and do my research and ask the uncomfortable questions. No answers or BS I will move on and wish you well.
Added a new photo to the profile. I am back in the gym after a long lay-off due to a myriad of things. I will add another photo in about three months to compare the differences. My first workout went well not too sore. well its off to the pool for a quick swim before work. Take care all of you and of coourse the joke of the day.

Black panties...

Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

Obviously, he knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...except... that he has a black condom over his erection.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with condom?"

He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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