Your wildest dream  

AnEnigma517 59M
243 posts
11/30/2005 7:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Your wildest dream

I should know better by now not to read Stephen King before I fall asleep… or to stop having chili and beer for supper. Jeeze! I had the weirdest dream last night!

I dreamed the world was winding down kind of like the Village of Haven in Tommyknockers was self-destructing toward the end of the book. Things were obviously crazy all around me, but the people were just moseying around like it was just another day in paradise… except me. I wasn’t worrying about getting my affairs in order… why bother? The world was ending, so it didn’t make sense to get things in order when there wouldn’t be any order left. I was frantic because all the blogs I was reading were ticking off, one at a time, like a perpetual screen saver… one would fade out and another would fade in, and then fade out when another one came along. And the last one came in with a bright flash and a simple message:

“Farewell cruel world!”

And I noticed that it was one of my blogs. But instead of fading out altogether, it launched a thousand comments… in rapid succession, each one getting fuzzier than the one before it.

“Enigma… isn’t that a procedure done with a water hose and a bag of water?”

And

“No, stupid. You’re thinking of ENEMA! Take one.”

And

“I wish I was a poet just like our little bard, or even like enigma except not such a try hard.”

And

“I’m not a poet! And obviously, neither are you and bard.”

And scores and scores of quick jabs, getting fuzzier and fuzzier, fading in and fading out… until the last comment flashed on the screen with its own simple, yet eloquent message:

“Look to the light, Enigma. You’ll be a happier person.”

But, I didn’t look to the light… I just I woke up. So, what’s your wildest dream?


saddletrampsk 54F

11/30/2005 11:19 am

I can never remember alot of my dreams..but sometimes I wake up with a wet pussy..hehehe


kyplowboy22 61M

11/30/2005 11:35 am

Enigma-thanks for the visit at my house and the compliments as well. Seems like you got it going on over here, too. lol Good work. Can't pay too much attention to some of these folks on here, they don't mean any harm. I started that shit shit with bard myself just out of boredom, so he didn't bother a bit with his comments. I provoked 'em. Later

kpb

PS: ST-don't give that lil wet pussy much thought, it was just my tongue passin' through in my dreams. lmao


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
11/30/2005 7:14 pm

i don't want to go into detail....but let's just say it involves blue seran wrap.....a 1 lb can of crisco oil.....and some silver and gold glitter......nuff said??


TopFisher 63M

12/1/2005 2:57 pm

---"i don't want to go into detail....but let's just say it involves blue seran wrap.....a 1 lb can of crisco oil.....and some silver and gold glitter......nuff said??"

I prefer visqueen as it comes in much larger sizes and is heavy weight! You know to keep your selected place of fun clean when non greasy fun in the order of the moment.

I'm real curious about the glitter though, won't that get stuck someplace you don't desire it?


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