Waking up horny? Or not.  

AnEnigma517 59M
243 posts
11/23/2005 4:50 pm

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Waking up horny? Or not.

Is there such a thing as male menopause? I’m just wondering. It seems to make sense. I mean look at the word:

Men (male) o (just an “o’ pause (a brief cessation of activity)

I’m just wondering if it’s some kind of middle-aged guy thing that gives us an erection when we really don’t want one.

Lately, like, oh, for about the last three weeks (or so), I really haven’t been feeling horny at all! But, it seems that every morning I wake up with a boner… an aching boner. And I still don’t feel in the mood to do anything with it, and it’s annoying because the first thing a guy usually wants to do after waking up in the morning is to pee, and it’s a sonofabitch to get it aimed into the toilet when it’s standing straight up looking at you! And I just end up standing around wiggling back and forth for a few minutes watching the Weather Channel until whatever subconscious thoughts were responsible for an aching boner finally go away and it loosens up enough to do what I wanted to do. To pee!


KC_JJ 53M

11/23/2005 5:40 pm

I don't hear about it much but occasionaly I'll catch wind of something that's usually termed a "second adolescence". But I wouldn't exactly call it a male menopause.

And it seems to actually have more of a reputation of striking men in the senior citizen category. The guys who get it and really act upon it usually get labelled something like "rest home Casanova" or something to that general effect.

KC_JJ

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AnEnigma517 59M

11/23/2005 6:00 pm

So, this isn't something that a 48-year-young guy needs to be too worried about?


rm_Zone_Master 54M
244 posts
11/23/2005 7:06 pm

I don't about male menopause, but I do know that since mooooving to organic and sometimes soy milk every time I get an erection I get a little weak in the knees. Yeah that boner pee is a pain, just think of Janet Reno that oughta do the trick.lol

Grayt


tillerbabe 55F

11/23/2005 11:36 pm

Hand on the wall, leaning "spread eagle" above the toilet, (Lean hard)..and pee! (I used to see my "x" do this when we woke up and I was too late for work to acommodate him!)


AnEnigma517 59M

11/24/2005 4:17 am

Grayt - it worked! Thinking of Janet Reno is much quicker than the Weather Channel!

Goddess - does it matter that I'm a Taurus?

Tiller - oh babe! Once again you leave me speechless!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/24/2005 1:20 pm

Maybe you should cut down on liquids before going to bed? Too bad I can't help you put it to good use, lol I prefer being *ahem* "active" in the mornings...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


AnEnigma517 59M

11/24/2005 3:25 pm

Princess - thanks! I'll keep that in mind... less liquids, check!


TopFisher 63M

11/26/2005 1:58 am

I don't know anybody that can't figure out what morning wood should be used for.

I she is near use it!

Not every act os sexual gratification has to be a cumming for both. Always a nice thought, just not always a reality is all.

Time oa challenge of course is when one is alone..


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