Tickle Me Elmo  

AmberSolaire 42M
2630 posts
9/25/2005 9:54 am

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Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8 a.m.

At 8:45 a.m. there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager suddenly bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics and tears from laughter streaming down his face, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

btw have you figured what the pic is yet?

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/25/2005 7:09 pm

The picture is so small I can barely see what it is...and I don't have any glasses to see....

Wow...that was too cute...


Always The Bitch

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/25/2005 7:57 pm


jungandhorney 42F

9/25/2005 8:22 pm


Thank you for the great laugh!!!! I needed it!!!!

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/25/2005 11:23 pm

LMAO, that was good!


AlbertPrince 57M

9/26/2005 12:33 am

I'm hoping its not what I think it is!

AlbertPrince 57M

9/26/2005 12:34 am

And I hope they're not yours?

JJKittyKat 59F

9/26/2005 1:06 am

lol A very good joke

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/26/2005 4:20 am

AmberSolaire 42M

9/29/2005 10:04 am

Mhmmmm testicles freshly cut.How do you want them sauted or fried..........

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