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AmberSolaire 42M
2630 posts
7/14/2005 9:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

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A FriendFinder TATTLER.

FRESH IN, ONCE IN A LIFE TIME CHANCE

We are bringing to you bloglanders the lifestyle upgrade of the century.Yes, for one day only in the pages of your very own Tattler you could become the proud owner of the ultimate in driving vehicles : The Three Wheeled Dune Bike (in no way to be confused with the tricycle owned by SensuallyKatey )

Decked in British Racing Green, this all terrain vehicle comes complete with special slick handlebars, your very own PECCARY branded flag and handsfree, programmable, voice assisted sat nav (preset to your very own blondneedssex). For your maximum driving pleasure

One previous owner.All deals considered.Call 1-800-DZS -DODGYGARAGE-INC. for details

OTHER ITEMS IN STOCK

1.Very rare spangle assisted deluxe waterproof frisbee.Size XL.Not suitable for under 5s or Tala.
2.A fake fur willy warmer.Slightly chewed.
3. Star bling blang blong chain.Guarenteed aluminium, with well wicked flashing lights for that just got out of jail hardman image.

Looking to swap for torches, nightsticks or other police paraphenalia.Quick clearance appreciated.Call 1-800-BLONDE-NEEDS-UNIFORM. for details

(All articles can be gift wrapped in red ribben to provide that special present for the loved ones in your life)


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/15/2005 6:55 am

yup, Amber, but if u keep riding the bike to get into the chat room, we can lose the deal.....


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/15/2005 12:47 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks I need to print a retraction to save the innocent I just have to find the innocent first,, I must say it was an adventurous ride.

Kisses my tandem riding MAN MEAT
BLONDE


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/15/2005 3:27 pm

mmmm... so what do I need to own this wonderful bike...
I gotta tell you... I got demands as well. I'm used to a real 2 wheeler!


ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/15/2005 6:15 pm

...okay...I must confess...I was in the room when Katey's tricycle was stolen...and though I can't say for sure that I saw Amber take it and ride off into the sunset with an individual I shall not name...I can say that I did witness a red bow prominently displayed on Amber's pull toy! I'm not saying it's Katey's red bow...but...!

EM4M


AmberSolaire 42M

7/16/2005 2:44 pm

AFriendFinder TATTLER.

SALES UPDATE [/color

Thank you bloglanders for your interest.The bidding has now closed.The Bike has been sold and is gift wrapped and ready for transportation to Holland.Enjoy.Dz and I will be round to collect on the 24th.

The willy warmer was purchased by Barbiebunny and has been given a proper funeral (So all those animal rights activists please stop calling).
I have kept the frisbee myself and will be blogging about its aero dynamic capabilities in the future .Yes Tala we did know that "Big Ted" was you.The enormously inebriated aussie twang and constant shouts of death to ya poms gave us a slight hint.The way in which you offered a threesome to our telephonist and her best mate......or best mates mum.........or best mates granny, confirmed it.
We have yet to recieve an offer on the chain although Ali G has said it might make a good pressie for his julie.

[Blonde your uniform is awaiting collection round AS Towers, bring a shoe horn and some talcum powder]


AmberSolaire 42M

7/16/2005 2:47 pm

AFriendFinder TATTLER.

SALES UPDATE

Thank you bloglanders for your interest.The bidding has now closed.The Bike has been sold and is gift wrapped and ready for transportation to Holland.Enjoy.Dz and I will be round to collect payment on the 24th.

The willy warmer was purchased by Barbiebunny and has been given a proper funeral (So all those animal rights activists please stop calling).

I have kept the frisbee myself and will be blogging about its aero dynamic capabilities in the future .Yes Tala we did know that "Big Ted" was you.The enormously inebriated aussie twang and constant shouts of death to ya poms gave us a slight hint.The way in which you offered a threesome to our telephonist and her best mate......or best mates mum.........or best mates granny, confirmed it.

We have yet to recieve an offer on the chain although Ali G has said it might make a good pressie for his julie.

[Blonde your uniform is awaiting collection round AS Towers, bring a shoe horn and some talcum powder]


AmberSolaire 42M

7/17/2005 7:55 pm

Is it visable yet?


raptor880 39M

7/19/2005 9:10 pm

Slaps some luminous paint on it, well if it wasnt before it sure as hell is now!


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/24/2005 2:07 am

ooohhh @ Amber, what time are u and dz gonna be here? I gotta make sure I look good


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