Penis Talk  

AmberSolaire 42M
2630 posts
6/28/2005 5:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Penis Talk

I have always wondered what it feels like to be a talking penis.What would I say? How would I act? Would people respect my views?Will people be able to tell how I am feeling?

So many questions, and thats just off the top of my

Thanks to AdultFriendFinder I can wonder no longer.So tonight for 24hrs I am going to join the ranks of the talking genitalia.

I hope I dont just spurt rubbish!

My 24 hrs are up and like cinderella I must depart from the phallus ball leaving nothing but a used jacket behind me.I have learnt much about this much maligned but essential being.Having regained the use of my arms I will be back soon to type up my field report.Watch this space..........


6/28/2005 9:17 pm

Baby you can spurt what ever you please, now tell me were`s my blooming ticket, my tickers justa running now.You are soooooooooooo photogenic,mmmmm we should start a new photo

Drools from Blonde

Ana_6973 43F

6/28/2005 11:05 pm

Oh My! I think I have to wipe the drool off my chin and scoop my tongue up off the floor. What a pic to show a girl with an oral fixation.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

Barbiebunny69 43F

6/29/2005 12:20 am

Oh my in 3-d!!!!
U wont spurt rubbish--did u drink your pineapple juice?

juju34single 46F

6/29/2005 3:22 am

You said peppersauce on the steak, right?

juju34single 46F

6/29/2005 3:27 am

oops. Hit the reply button too fast. Was kinda distracted.
I don't view you as a 'member of the ranks of talking genitalia' because I have taken the time to read your posts, and well, there is a brain in yer noggin, and you seem to think with THAT. lol

That you are a hottie across the big puddle, that is no doubt, but seeing that picture of you up there isn't what made me think that.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/29/2005 10:41 am

Just what this site needs. Another dickhead with a blog...

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/29/2005 11:56 am

tell me.. are you gonna spurt my way?? rofl...
As to respecting your views... nope.. lol

PailsDiverHonks 55F

6/29/2005 1:25 pm

Excuse me while I reel my tongue in…OMG!!! Pant pant…get me some ice…Help I fell down and I can’t get up…Uhhhh…whew!!

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/29/2005 1:32 pm

Amber, consider urself warned
if i had the possibility of adding a pic to this comment, id show a condoms pic, lol

now, its beginning to look like we are a comical duo, we can go on tour, i think many ladies will open their....walllets to see the show

on the other hand, the possibility of adding pix to someone else's blog does qualify as a techie question, doesnt it?


6/29/2005 5:05 pm

Dz I1m sure it`s not our wallets we were thinking about opening

PailsDiverHonks 55F

6/29/2005 7:28 pm

DZ that should read...Amber, consider yourself WANTED!

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/29/2005 9:46 pm

greenie, thats why i suggested the cover the whole world

AmberSolaire 42M

6/30/2005 3:40 pm

Blonde ty , you aint so bad yourself.I am still dreaming of chains, and whips, and...............You can open whatever you like as long as I am there!

Ana pleased to be of service.Thank you for visiting.Your welcome back anytime.

Barbie have you seen it through the special specs?lol Yep plenty of sweet pinapple juice.

AmberSolaire 42M

6/30/2005 3:45 pm

juju where you been? not another casualty of real life I hope pull up a pew.Tucks his napkin into his shirt.

Candy.This talking genetalia will miss you too.Loadsa hugs always.

WIPE MZHUNYHOLE I SAID WIPE! no good I am going to need a nurse to help stem this flow!!!!!!!!!

AmberSolaire 42M

6/30/2005 3:50 pm

keith you dont say.The thought never crossed my should I form a dickhead blogging group?

EE I will try but I still havent mastered this aim thing yet.I might need a hand.

Greeneyes let me lend you a..........well better wait till I get my hands back.Then I can help you get up.I tell you The last time I was wanted they put a thousand dollar reward on my head.(It was quite heavy but saved on hair gel)

AmberSolaire 42M

6/30/2005 3:53 pm

dz what are you saying/ why is everyone doubting my technical naivety? Once again one step ahead did you see the pic.rofl. I think your words are truer than you know.

Waggy this pontificating penis practices protected penetration permanately.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/1/2005 3:57 am

mmm... is more than ready to "lend" a hand... and maybe more

AmberSolaire 42M

7/1/2005 10:10 am

EE the carrier pidgeon is on the way, but seeing as it knows neither name, nor address it may be some time.

juju34single 46F

7/5/2005 3:11 am

looks at Ambers belly and wonders where the hell I put the fingerpaints

*whistles somewhat innocently*

AmberSolaire 42M

7/8/2005 12:48 pm

Turns round so juju can see where she left the finger

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