Ambers Lite Bites  

AmberSolaire 42M
2630 posts
8/24/2005 8:15 am

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Ambers Lite Bites

Proceeding with the Euro theme heres a classic example of Italian thinking:

A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her nonna said: "Sita here ana lettame tella you about those-a young boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that.

"He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that.

"But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on toppa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing thata willa disgrace the family.

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
8/24/2005 11:21 am

lol Now I'm going to spend all day thinking about the times I've disgraced boys families. That's for the happy daydreams.

TandJ_95 105M/105F

8/24/2005 11:25 am

LOL, love it!!!

xoxo, J

digdug41 49M

8/24/2005 12:41 pm

lmao that was a good one like the way you wrote it as an old italian woman would speak it good stuff

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

juju34single 46F

8/24/2005 4:43 pm

I could almost hear the old lady type voice but then it turned into the voice of a-Father Guido Sarducci.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/24/2005 5:17 pm

Seems like the old lady forgot a little detail, no? teehee


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/24/2005 5:41 pm

LOL, Too funny!

Does this mean I'm a disgrace??


AmberSolaire 42M

8/26/2005 11:27 am

Khoaskitty sounds good, care to share these good times, sweet innocent smile.Maybe Duststormdiva could add some details to enhance the daydream!

What do you say?

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 1:14 am

TFF... hi hi hi hi

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