Pussy Eating 101  

Amazinglyintense 33M
30 posts
2/21/2006 8:18 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pussy Eating 101

Alright, I took this class not too long ago and decided to share some information. Here goes:

The Vagina...well it's made of several components; the vulva, clitoris, and labia major and labia minor (the "lips") and of course we cannot forget the ever important vaginal canal.

Everyone knows the clit is the "SPOT," and that's because there're approximately 5,000 nerve centers. The G-SPOT is actually directly connected to the clit, which explains why women can be so responsive when touched there. Nerve centers! But let us not ignore the labia major and minor... ahhh hell you aren't here for an anatomy lesson. Actually there're so many pictures of vaginas on this site that you can pretty much map it and be comfortable with any (as opposed to pictures of ppl's faces, but that's for another time).

Now, flatten ur tongue against her pussy. Just flatten and lick from her hole all the way up her clit. And don't be afraid with being a little sloppy, all the muscles in your head should be involved. Keep doing this a few times. Now I can continue suggesting "technique and style" but honestly you HAVE to pay attention to her responses, not vocal responses either but her physical responses (grab her wrists with your free hands and check her heartbeat but don't let her know ur checking her heartbeat, be a little kinky there, look at her chest to check her breathing, feel if she's getting wetter and if her pussy is swelling, her clit should be somewhat exposed). Paying attention to this, please don't attack her clit right away...be patient.

Now that you've licked her up like a hungry dog, or thirsty cat, you want to use the very tip of ur tongue against her labia. Her lips (those "flaps"), should really swell up. The labia minor (inner lips) are a great vantage point of attack. Use the tip of your tongue, the side of your tongue. Flick it up, down, left, right, figures, alphabet, whatever you want. Speed isn't important, but figuring out pressure and consistency is important. Again the key is patience. Don't mind that your jaw might be in pain, we're men and what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

Now, about speed. A little flick is all it takes. Soft gentle touches of the tongue. I always wondered why women are better pussy eaters and I sincerely think other than the gender advantage of knowing their own anatomy (pick up those Anatomy 101 books guys), that it is the gentleness and acute awareness of their bodies' response to various touch of the tongue.

Ok so that's it, I mean go out there and experiment. There's no definitive guide, but hopefully this article served as an inspiration to try stuff. Come back for more when I start adding some creative fun to it all in Pussy Eating 202. LOL


saddletrampsk 54F

2/21/2006 10:04 am

good post..very informative..


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
2/21/2006 10:22 am

OMG..a guy who gets it! I wrote about licking snatch in my own blog and how guys wanna slobber all over it or lick right on the clit itself. mine is very sensitive but yet men dont want to seem to listen..now if only the men will read this! Well done.


caressmewell 53F

2/23/2006 4:37 am

Great post..hope others read it too!


rm_pluot2 31F

3/1/2006 7:58 pm

lol, i got all turned on just by reading what u said, u really know what ur doing...(and i totally agree about flattening out the tongue...mmmm


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