10 age old questions....there's more but lets start with ten  

Alynxdra 33F
116 posts
5/10/2006 11:56 am

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10 age old questions....there's more but lets start with ten


1. Does size matter? (I just voted that for long and thick... )Sorry size does matter.
example: I met this guy for sex (come on let's not pretend- women do meet men JUST FOR SEX!)any I digress...I met this man and he was into giving me a massage first. And I talked him into having sex with me. The only memorable thing about the whole incident was that I don't even remember him inside me and I don't even remember his dick size; which only goes to prove if it was big enough I would have remembered! So what I'm a dick snob...lmao!!!

2.What is it with men and massages? Is it an excuse to touch us? Do you need it as an excuse? Are you afraid we'd say "no don't touch me!"

3. Why does every man say "I want to please you first? Make you cum first?" Where are the men who say "I want my satisfaction first and you're second" or at the very least "I'm so fucking horny I need to fuck first and get off then we'll take it slow." Nothing wrong with that. Do you think that we don't realize men have wild urges to just fuck for their own satisfaction? Do you think that if they don't please us first and foremost they won't be asked back? (okay, fine some won't be asked back...I "ain't" gonna lie abou that.) Do you all think that if you don't say that in your personal ads or put that out in the open we are going to think "what a neandrethal?...(hey i dont know about the rest of the women here but i like the caveman approach occassionally.) Where have all the real men gone?

4. Why don't men like to cuddle or talk after sex? I mean they've just had their hands all over you during sex. And some men like the dirty talking and encouragement during sex (ie "oh baby you feel so good", "fuck me harder baby", "damn can you suck cock"...etc) and yet when all is said and done you "roll over" and can't be bothered with the "aftermath". It's not like I need to have a long drawn out, until we fall asleep, kinda dialogue. Holding me and whispering how I made you feel (with out the explicitives of "fuck" "damn" "oh god yes") would be nice to hear afterwards. Jeez, I'm not asking you to propose to me!

5. Why don't men call us when they say they will? Hello you have a phone; i'm sure you've used it before and you can press those buttons with the numbers on them. Or if you've saved it in your cell phone its a matter of one button...ya know the one with the little picture of the receiver on it. (and no i'm not talking about football..lol...maybe thats why you havent called me....lol...) Dial! is all i can say! Call me dont be a chicken worse dont be a rude ass! if you didnt want my number why did you ask?!

6. Why wont you kiss me after I just went down on you and swallowed your cum? I let you kiss me after you ate me out? That's just rude and a double standard. No more blow jobs for you or at least cumming down my throat...lol...

7. Why are men so fascinated with FFM threesome? Or watching two women kiss? Or have sex? Perhaps, they want to watch and learn how to please a woman? Cause another woman is more than likely better apt at pleasing another woman. (not always of course.) Perhaps, they think that we (women) want you (men) to watch us and it turns US on so you are just being obliging us by requesting a FFM threesome (yeah right!...lol.)

8. What is it with Porn? What turns you on? Is it the moaning? Do you place yourself as the man fucking the woman? Do you watch it for educational purposes? Ideas?

9. Why won't you just ask for directions? When you all are obviously lost. (i'm talking about when driving and in sex...driving first) Are you afraid that you may have to ask another man for directions and thus your male ego will be deflated? and you will be shunned from all "egotistical male" activities like burping and passing gas or being ask to the friday night poker game? or maybe you're afraid you might have to ask a woman for directions and she'll snicker at you. (i can assure you if you don't take the advice of the woman sitting next to you in the car you can be sure you'll get no sex from her just dirty looks and big dramatic sighs!)

now about sex...why cant you all take constructive criticism? i mean if you aren't hitting the spot for me i'm not going to just lay there and let you finish thinking you've rocked my world! wouldn't you like to know if you're doing it right and NOT waste all your energy doing it wrong? dont get me wrong i dont mean that i would say "you suck get off me"...lol...(although a few i should have)...but if i say slower baby or a little deeper right there or even lay on your back and let me show you how its done...lol...whats wrong with that? do you think your dick will shrivel up and you wont be able to perform if i tell you you arent doing me right?....lol...wow where did that "dick will shrivel up" thing come from...lol...that was harsh so very sorry!

10. Why do you ask if me if you're doing it right? I mean if you weren't dont you think my silence speaks a thousand words? and if you are i'd be too busy trying to calm your fears cause im moaning like crazy and breathing heavy. I say if you have to ask that question then NO you arent doing it right!

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rm_Harved9 66M

5/11/2006 12:13 pm

well

it was very long but i read it anyway

some very interesting questions...i'm glad to know that size matters to some women

and i would be happy to kiss you with my ccok taste in your mouth

not sure why, but two women kissing is so damn hot

and two men kissing makes me gag...go figure

and since i am older, i'm pretty sure when i'm doin it right

Harve


Alynxdra 33F
47 posts
5/11/2006 12:34 pm

    Quoting rm_Harved9:
    well

    it was very long but i read it anyway

    some very interesting questions...i'm glad to know that size matters to some women

    and i would be happy to kiss you with my ccok taste in your mouth

    not sure why, but two women kissing is so damn hot

    and two men kissing makes me gag...go figure

    and since i am older, i'm pretty sure when i'm doin it right

    Harve
Well I'm glad you took the time to read AND respond.
Not many do...I was going to write a piece on "the attention span and the man"...lol...
I bet you do know what you're doing. Older men often do


MARRIEDBORED59 57M
657 posts
5/17/2006 8:11 am

Sorry haven't been on, anyway-

1. Size must matter or men wouldn't be looking for ways to extend, thicken or otherwise enhance their one eyed trouser trout.

2. I figure since I enjoy a good massage after a long day think she might too, without asking.

3. Taking care of your partner first can be considered considerate. She knows if I want a straight up fuck or am in a playful mood. Have never disguised what I want.

4. Talking after jumping bones is the BEST time to talk and cuddle.

5. Most of us do.

6. Don't expect to kiss or be kissed after a snack.

7. Just a man thing or the question might be, why are many women fascinated with MMF. Goes both ways.

8. From personal experience, women like porn as much as men do. They might be trying to learn something.

9. Learned many years ago that when driving, especially with a couple of kids in the car, it is much faster to get where you want to be if you ask someone. Same in sex.

10. I know if I'm doing it right, never had that problem.


Alynxdra 33F
47 posts
5/17/2006 12:00 pm

MarriedBored59 nice to see you.
Okay on #7: woman don't mind MMF or FFM...But men have problems with MMF It's as if the other guy touches him he's instantly gay or something...lol...I've even heard this one guy say he wouldn't do double penetration (ass and pussy) cause he "didnt want to feel his dick rubbing against another mans dick" lmao! needless to say someone did not get her "double penetration" fantasy that night...lmao


MARRIEDBORED59 57M
657 posts
5/18/2006 10:21 am

I've always told my partner that if she could find a guy to do it I might try but my feeling on this subject is.......Glad she hasn't found anybody. Good to see you too.

TIM!!!!


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