Why do men die first?  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
8/15/2005 12:17 pm

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Why do men die first?

Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you aren't you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Men die first because they want to...

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/15/2005 10:52 pm

TFF.... and nice colour work hunz

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/16/2005 9:52 am

I'm glad to see you understand us


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letsgetiton337 48M
1 post
8/17/2005 4:43 pm

aint that the truth!!

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