Two sides to every story!  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/28/2005 10:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Two sides to every story!

HER STORY:

He didn't phone me all day in work and when I called him he hardly spoke. He was in a really odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.

So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure.

So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything.

We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Eventually, I just come out and say it. "Are you seeing someone else?" He says No, but I'm not convinced. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep.

After about 10 minutes, he joins me and we make love. However, he still seemed really distracted, and afterwards he just rolls over and goes to sleep. He doesn't say goodnight or anything. I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore.I mean, do you think he's met someone else???....

HIS STORY:

Shit day at work.

Tired.

Got a shag though.



jim5131 55M
1296 posts
10/28/2005 6:26 pm

I had heard this some time ago...still get a laugh from it..

thanxx


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/29/2005 2:08 pm

Sir Albert, you've done it again! I was going to answer "UUHH, toast?" in the IQ test, but felt I was smart enough not to look stupid (that time). I've been giving serious consideration to changing my handle to Bloodninja722. I read the whole series before your reply and realised that I hadn't laughed so hard it hurt in such a long time. One question though, dividing 30 by 1/2 and adding 10... was that 12?
Feather in your cap, old bean!


AlbertPrince 57M

10/31/2005 4:03 pm

jim - no doubt, it's a common story

dysgyzed - of course you have, because it's a fact of life

horny - being bloodninja is a way of life, not just a name change. And no, it's not two, it's 70.


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