Tongue Twister!  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
11/25/2005 12:13 am

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Tongue Twister!

One day I boarded a plane bound for Pittsburgh with a black eye and sat down in my seat. I noticed that the guy next to me also has a black eye.

I say to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

So the guy tells me: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

I guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.''

starlight_runner 39F

11/25/2005 12:30 am

look its snowiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

gnr8nrg 46M

11/25/2005 12:42 am

Albert, that's funny. I hope it's not me one day.

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
11/25/2005 12:51 am

Serves u right as usual,lmbao-nice one Al.....

bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 1:13 am


Jeesus man..

I am not dead yet

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

11/25/2005 2:46 am

LOl lol

Very good babes

Silky xxxxxxxxxx

JJKittyKat 59F

11/25/2005 8:35 am

saddletrampsk 54F

11/25/2005 9:04 am

OMG....this happens to me alot..the slip of the tongue..

funandgames4443 55F

11/25/2005 10:33 am

Now thats funny..

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 8:05 pm

I live in Tittsburgh, is that why you didn't show up?

AlbertPrince 57M

11/27/2005 1:12 am

star - not here it isn't

gnr8nrg - you've got to be in my life bfore you can ruin it, but don't count it out yet

method - yeah i know

bardic -

silky - thanks

JJ -

saddle - i know, one slip of the tongue and your in the shit!

fun - not at the time

stinky - nope, i've got my picket

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