Three O'clock in the Morning  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
1/23/2006 11:39 am

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Three O'clock in the Morning

I was in bed with when there was a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. I looked at the clock and it was half past three in the morning.

"Fuck that for a game of soldiers," I thought, and rolled over and went back to sleep.

Then, a louder knock followed.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" asked my wife.

So I dragged myself out of bed, went downstairs, opened the door, and a stranger was stood outside.

"Hey, mate," said the stranger, "can you give me a push?"

"No, fuck off, it's half three and I was in bed," I said to the man and shut the door.

I went back up to bed and told my wife what happened.

She said "Al, you're an arsehole. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to fuck off?"

Reluctantly I agreed with her, so I got out of bed again, got dressed, and went downstairs. I opened the door, and couldn’t see the stranger anywhere so I shouted, "Hey mate, do you still want a push?"

In the distance a voice cried out, "Yes please, mate."

Still unable to see the stranger I shouted, "Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings."

fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
1/23/2006 1:39 pm

So what did you and the stranger do on the swing? Or is that another Blog?


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/23/2006 1:54 pm

So you did give him a "push"?lol

JJKittyKat 59F

1/23/2006 2:44 pm

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/23/2006 6:19 pm


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/23/2006 9:27 pm

Nice one!

lifeisablast333 54M

1/23/2006 9:30 pm

dude, ya got me, caught me hook, line and sinker..........LOL......
........................The Redneck

lifeisablast333 54M

1/23/2006 9:32 pm

hey check out what funforallin wrote as a comment....................
well there is that don't ask don't tell thing with the army now...LOL

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/24/2006 7:37 am

omg! lol!

gnr8nrg 46M

1/24/2006 8:14 pm

want2play926 45F

1/24/2006 10:59 pm

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! Love it!

southrnpeach333 50F

1/25/2006 10:51 am

funny, funny

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