Thesaurus  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/24/2005 2:54 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Thesaurus

"Doc," I said, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asked the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" I replied.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asked the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", said the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So I had my operation, and the next day I was up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with my drip stand.

Heading towards me was another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," I said, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

I stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”


tillerbabe 55F

10/25/2005 5:10 pm

Just like my Dogs. bragging to their Doggie friends:

"Pant...pant....I'm going to the Vet. to get Tutored!"


JJKittyKat 59F

10/26/2005 12:38 pm

oh dear! how do you come back from that one?


AlbertPrince 57M

10/27/2005 1:15 am

tiller -

JJ - you know me, I'll find a way. Maybe implants will do it?


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