The joke you read twice!  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
12/4/2005 4:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The joke you read twice!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "

You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

bardicman 50M

12/4/2005 4:44 am


I am not dead yet

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/4/2005 5:03 am

LOL LOL LOL!!! Very funny!!


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silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/4/2005 5:51 am

thats a great joke

freetime648 52F

12/4/2005 5:55 am

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/4/2005 6:00 am

A doubledecker bus stops and two English men get on.............thats it. Boring, huh?

1023 posts
12/4/2005 6:56 am

Those same guys were the subject of sexual discrimination against a woman named Sara Pipelini, for the amount of men they said she had been with... We later found out it was due to a missread newspaper headline that read "Sahara Pipeline laid by a thousand men."

DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 7:11 am


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/4/2005 8:47 am

son you got to much spare time

norprin5 55M

12/4/2005 9:26 am

and HV -

King Nor XVIII

digdug41 49M

12/4/2005 10:01 am

hey al havent been here for a minute puter problems that was a good one got a chuckle outta me cya later

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JJKittyKat 59F

12/5/2005 2:43 am

very good rofl or is it rolf?

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