The Truth About Trav!  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
2/12/2006 11:19 am

Last Read:
4/3/2006 10:45 am

The Truth About Trav!

There was a time when travelingintexas travelingintexas was not the little chap that he is today. He was actually a little TOO well endowed. In fact, it was 25 inches long.

Because of this he couldn’t get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think.

So… he went to the doctor. But, the doctor said there was nothing he could do medically, but sent him to see a witch that he thought might be able to help.

The witch took a look at the problem (yikes!) and told Trav to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lived there.

"Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter,"

Worth a try, thought Trav, and off he dashed into the forest. He found the pond and saw the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he called to the frog.

The frog looked at him, disinterested at best, and called back, "No."

Trav looked down and, sure enough, he was 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thought -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" he asked the frog.

The frog rolled his eyes, and shouted back again, "No!"

Twitch ‒ and Trav’s down to 15 inches. “Well, that's still a bit excessive,” he thought to himself. “Down another 5 would be perfect.” So he called across the pond again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at Trav and yelled back, "Look - how many times do I have to tell you? No.No.NO!"



womanoirish 53F

2/12/2006 7:43 pm

lol...very cute. poor little weenie


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
2/12/2006 11:33 pm

So that's why frog princes are so desperate for a kiss from the princess!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


JJKittyKat 59F

2/13/2006 5:35 am

Poor Trav, he should've been satisified with the 15 inches!!!


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/15/2006 5:16 pm

well i think he is a cutie and dont care what his dick looks like teasing....

Happy Belated Bday btw.

Purry {=}

Purry


campfirecozy 66M

2/17/2006 8:11 am

Hey Albert,
I just wanted to let you know that this post made the list this week: [post 239915]

Cozy


Become a member to create a blog