The Practical Uses Of Pee 3  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/27/2005 4:28 am

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The Practical Uses Of Pee 3

Hygiene

Hair Shampoo

Believe it or not, you can make your hair cleaner by dousing it with urine. Kinda takes those "shower" games you tried to a whole new level doesn't it? I think we can figure out how this one was invented.

The more intriguing part is actually how it works. It turns out that urine shares some similar chemical properties with soap and detergent. Highly alkaline, urine can cut through greasy build-up and leave hair, dare we say it, "softer and more manageable".

Naturally the whole process provides more pleasant smelling hair (according to modern standards) if combined with warm water rinsing and, better yet, a sudsy plant product such as soap root.

Face And Body Wash

Similar to the shampoo above, urine has the ability to clean away dirt and oils from your skin. Some feel it gives their skin a softer, more radiant appearence. Supposedly its very popular with certain women (of the wealthy persuasion) in Japan. Imagine, Asian beauties lolling about in big vats of pee. Truth or folk legend? Here in the West we simply distill the urea out of urine and slap it into every beauty product we can think of.

See also:
Piss. It's Seriously Good Stuff!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/27/2005 7:53 am

Hey I have used cow placenta before. Worked great actually.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/27/2005 3:31 pm

I used it as hair conditioner, it was processed into it, ha.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/27/2005 5:20 pm

lmfao Lianna.

Al, you are just SO wrong. Gross! LMAO Ewwww...happy?


weineroftheworld 66M

12/27/2005 8:24 pm

Pee as a cosmetic. Don't we call it MUSK.


weineroftheworld 66M

12/27/2005 8:34 pm

Hey saint. Queen Helene Placenta Shampoo!!! $3.75 a bottle down at the CVS!!!
Did you know there is an anit-wrinkle gel called TNS Recovery Complex that is made from foreskins!!!! It sells for around $130 a bottle. Guess this puts a new slant on the term 'dick-face'.


Kimmers777 106F

12/27/2005 9:19 pm

Just keep your cleansing products on your own side of the shower!


AlbertPrince 57M

12/28/2005 2:49 pm

I have a good supply if anyone needs any


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