Tech Support 3  

AlbertPrince 58M
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9/16/2005 2:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Tech Support 3

Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, I need you to do a ctrl-alt-del."
Customer: "How do I do that?"
Tech Support: "Push and hold 'ctrl' and 'alt' at the same time, and then hit 'delete'."
Customer: "Where are those?"
Tech Support: (explains the location of the keys)
Customer: "Nothing happened."
Tech Support: "Try again."
Customer: "Still nothing."
A minute or two later....
Customer: "Should I turn my computer on? Would that help?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it might."

Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "When I change my font sizes, the letters change size."

Tech Support: "No, sir...clicking on 'Remember Password' will NOT help you remember your password."

Tech Support: "Ok, I can help you install the software. Would you like me to do that?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "All right, can you insert the disk in the disk drive please?"
Customer: "How?"
Tech Support: "Place the disk in the opening at the front of the computer."
Customer: "Will I have to have my computer delivered before we can do this?"
Tech Support: "Um yes, that might be an idea."

Tech Support: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Uh, yeah, I can't print."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir, I want you to click 'Start' and--"
Customer: "Listen, buddy, don't get technical on me! I'm not Bill Freakin' Gates, you know!"

Customer: "It just comes up with a message and says, 'Click OK.' Now what?"

Customer: "Hello, I have a problem. My name is Bob Murton."
Tech Support: "I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that problem."

Customer: "I'm sorry. I think I just deleted the Internet!"
Tech Support: "That's ok. We have it backed up here on tape somewhere."

Tech Support: "Ok you should now see a small dialog box on your desktop."
Customer: "I don't see any box on my desktop."
Tech Support: "Hmmm, are you sure? It looks like a small window with an 'OK' button in the middle of it."
Customer: "How can a window be in my desktop?"
Tech Support: "Sir, what are you looking at?"
Customer: "My desktop like you asked. There's no box on it, just the computer. However I do have a small window at the top of my wall, but I don't see anything that says 'ok'...."

Tech Support: "Ok sir, we'll do a file search to find it. Can you please click on Start, then Find, then--"
Customer: "Don't talk down to me like that! I'm not an idiot -- I know what I'm doing!"
Tech Support: "Ok sir, please Start, then Find to do a file search."
Customer: "How do I do that?"

Theflinkychick 105F

9/16/2005 8:26 am

too funny, there are so many of these tech support nightmarishly funny call transripts floating around, but I hadn't seen this batch. Thanks for the giggles. Deleted the internet! OMG! Just for fun, try to explain to someone who thinks they know it all just what the internet really is and watch their eyes glaze over!

Not all who wander are lost.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/16/2005 8:31 am

Oh ... my ... gosh ... being a computer repair person, this made me laugh hysterically as I've gotten these types of calls.

Thank you for making my day!


AlbertPrince 58M

9/16/2005 9:26 am

Glad you enjoy - come back soon

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/16/2005 2:36 pm

*** giggles ***

AlbertPrince 58M

9/18/2005 5:19 am


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