TODAYS MARKETING TYPES AND METHODS  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
11/1/2005 1:02 am

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TODAYS MARKETING TYPES AND METHODS

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to brush a stray hair off her sleeve, brushing your arm lightly against her breast, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be gorgeous girls in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.



helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/1/2005 8:35 am

I see you learnt quite a bit at that marketing seminar you went to in July!! Manchester, was it? Oh, and before I forget... what about After Sales Satisfaction??

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


AlbertPrince 58M

11/3/2005 11:38 pm

HH - How was it for you?


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