Statistics!  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
8/18/2005 3:47 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Statistics!


43% of all statistics are worthless

Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions

Do 10 cards = 1 decacards?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

Half the people you know are below average.

If 8 out of 10 people suffer from haemorrhoids, do the other 2 people enjoy them?

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife

Do 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds?

Two thirds of people can't do fractions. The other half, just don’t care.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

OK - your turn

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/19/2005 2:52 am

76.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


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