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43% of all statistics are worthless
Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions
Do 10 cards = 1 decacards?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
Half the people you know are below average.
If 8 out of 10 people suffer from haemorrhoids, do the other 2 people enjoy them?
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife
Do 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds?
Two thirds of people can't do fractions. The other half, just don’t care.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
OK - your turn
8/19/2005 2:52 am
76.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.|