AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/11/2005 9:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I was in the cinema with my girlfriend recently. She said to me, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says I. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. Anyway I started feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so I reached down and made a grab.
I feelt something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."

freetime648 52F

9/11/2005 12:07 pm nasty!!!!!!!! Bad, bad mental image there!

xx FREETIME648 xx

TheNaughtiestElf 106M
23 posts
12/16/2005 6:26 am

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