Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground - I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
8/17/2005 8:39 am

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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground - I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off

Do you ever think you could improve on a few of the old proverbs?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.

A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.

Crime does not pay... as well as politics.

Home is where the house is.

So come on , let's have a few more.........

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/17/2005 10:28 am

Fools rush in where anyone fears to tread!

Good fences keep the neighbours out.

He who knows nothing is an idiot.

Love is blind... so you'd better get some glasses.

Many hands make light work... rubbish! It just takes one finger to flick a switch!

Never too late to learn... so how come you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

Nothing ventured, nothing lost.

Silence is golden, so shut up and get rich quick.

Strike while the iron is hot... you'll have more chance of killing him.

The early bird catches the worm... but the second mouse always gets the cheese!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/17/2005 1:39 pm


*** is drawing a blank here.. as usual

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/17/2005 5:22 pm

Too many cooks don't make for an entertaining TV series.

All's well that is really deep and holds water.

A stitch in time still won't hold this #&%*#) watch on my wrist.

Learning to love yourself... is called masturbation.

It's always darkest when there is something sharp on the floor in your path and you have bare feet.

Every cloud has a high moisture content.

Two wrongs could keep you from getting a passing grade on a really short test.

AlbertPrince 58M

8/18/2005 3:15 am

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.

A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.

Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.

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