School Reports - The Sea  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
12/16/2005 1:11 am

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School Reports - The Sea

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them, taken from the worst examples:


This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, like my brother did last summer.

Oyster’s balls are called pearls.

I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry.

My goldfish died. Why?

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent.

A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head.

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.

My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish.

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.

A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside.

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors

Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.



DTduzDallas 50F

12/16/2005 6:15 am

lmao...these are great!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/16/2005 6:45 am

Very cute. I loved the last one.

Keep up the good work.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/16/2005 2:43 pm

giggles


Kimmers777 106F

12/16/2005 3:09 pm

Another reason Letterman needs to hire younger writers!

Thank you for all of these precious accounts. I wish I could surround myself in that enlightened universe every day.


AlbertPrince 58M

12/19/2005 6:16 am

DT ~ yep, kids huh? you have to laugh

angel ~ i'm sure you've had your fair share

oldman ~ way too cute

silky

kimmers ~ you're welcome


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