Real Life Cyber Sex 2  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/4/2005 5:51 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Real Life Cyber Sex 2

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice alright?
BritneySpears14: Alright.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, alright. Alright, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

slightly_sexy8 38F
314 posts
9/4/2005 11:51 am

do you use that nickname often?

justforfun2731 40F

9/5/2005 12:53 pm

I don't think I have ever read anything so funny.....I laughed until I had tears rolling....

eatme_beatmelady 40F
5 posts
9/5/2005 1:07 pm

HAHAHAHAHA, i swear i had to run to the bathroom, this is great, i would love to see what we could get into

AlbertPrince 58M

9/5/2005 2:47 pm

If you like this, take a look at the previous "Real Life Cyber Sex" at Real Life Cybersex

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