Real Life Cyber Sex 15 - Uvanna's Revenge  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
11/4/2005 12:36 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Real Life Cyber Sex 15 - Uvanna's Revenge

BloodNinja: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
SexyUvanna: Who the f**k are you?
BloodNinja: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
BloodNinja: F**k me, F**k me.
BloodNinja: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
SexyUvanna: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
BloodNinja: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
SexyUvanna: Is that like cancer?
BloodNinja: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
SexyUvanna: Good one Romeo.
BloodNinja: You grab the bulge that you feel. You think it must be taking over your mind, there’s nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful Japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
SexyUvanna: That was never a haiku.
BloodNinja: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Without my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
SexyUvanna: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
BloodNinja: So you ready to f**k then?
SexyUvanna: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
BloodNinja: ... WTF?
SexyUvanna: ?
BloodNinja: I'm spent.

See also: Real Life Cyber Sex 14 - The Returnof BloodNinja


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/4/2005 3:22 pm

LOL!!! I knew the minute I professed my desire to be as suave as Bloodninja, he'd end up getting dogged out. So much for keeping the dream alive. These for some sad reason are my favorites in Blogville.


UvannaHumpalot 37F

11/4/2005 4:31 pm

Bert..

why are you sharing our sunday afternoon date with everyone.....is nothing sacred anymore....p.s...the extra small cock ring finally came in...what are you doing this sunday??


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/4/2005 8:40 pm

ROFLMAO!


rm_cocksickle4U 42M

11/4/2005 9:41 pm

Dude, what the hell?


AlbertPrince 57M

11/6/2005 6:48 am

horny - it's always good to have something to aspire to. Unfortunatley BloodNinja sets standards that are hard to live up to. Don't worry, I'm sure that next time he'll back on top!

uvanna - it's sunday now and I'm sitting here, as usual, at the airport waitnig ... and waiting ... and waiting ...

darius - glad you enjoyed

cocksickle - it's a humour thing


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/11/2005 12:41 pm

I don't know who's funnier AP or Uvanna... lol extra small cockring hahaha

*Smiling*


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