Postman Al  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/28/2005 10:53 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Postman Al

I used to be a postman. It was my last day on the job after 15 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When I arrived at the first house on my route, I was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated me and sent me on my way with a gift cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented me with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed me a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house I was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took me by the arm and led me up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew my mind with the most passionate love I had ever experienced.

When I had had enough we went downstairs, where she fixed me a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly squeezed orange juice.

When I was truly satisfied she poured me a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, I noticed a five-pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," I said, "but what's the fiver for?

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.

He said, "Fuck him... Give him a fiver",..................... "The breakfast was my idea."


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/29/2005 6:21 pm

eggs and beans? God, you people are so weird.


AlbertPrince 57M

10/31/2005 4:07 pm

saint - eggs and beans isn't weird: aerosol cheese without sandpaper - now that's weird


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