Only In The Movies 1  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/21/2005 12:13 am

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Only In The Movies 1

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
3. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
4. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
5. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
9. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
10. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
12. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard . . .
13. Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit).
14. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
15. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
16. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
17. All single women have a cat.
18. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
19. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/21/2005 1:25 am

20. Women always look perfectly made up when they wake up in the mornings... not a "panda-eye" in sight!

*If Helga forgets to remove her make-up the night before she looks like a blind man has been painting her face with make-up*


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

brightblonde3 58F

9/21/2005 5:47 am

9b. If a character says he/she's never been happier, not necessarily one in law enforcement, he/she is sure to be toast within the next few scenes.

BTW, great cover of Lucy there.

Another Wacky Reddish Blonde Character...Wno Needs To Go Feed The Cat Now =^..^=


digdug41 49M

9/21/2005 6:34 am

very observant I agree with your list,and (thanx for the visit) I love your blogs

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/21/2005 10:38 am

I like... nr 14 & 17

AlbertPrince 57M

9/21/2005 1:15 pm

HH - *shuts his eyes and practices applying make up*
BB - every story needs its whacky blonde
welcome back digdug
EE - you seem to prove the point in no 17.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/21/2005 10:34 pm

21. Everyone asleep looks great

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