Once And For All Horoscope - SCORPIO  

AlbertPrince 57M
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9/8/2005 2:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Once And For All Horoscope - SCORPIO

(Oct 24 ‒ Nov 21)

In 2012, obese and unable to stick to a diet, you will try a hypnotist to boost your willpower. While in the trance, you will recover a repressed memory of being by a gang of dwarfs when you were 13. You will recall the incident in vivid detail, right down to the road of yellow-brick on which the leering midgets had their way with you, and the small dog who yapped incessantly as if it were urging them on. At first no one will believe your story, but you will finally get a gig on Trisha and a front page article in the News of the World. In response, some dwarfs will form a group called the Coalition of Little People and accuse you of dwarf-bashing for personal gain. This will create much more publicity for you and, in 2014, the USA network will make and air a movie about your life. You will then become a regular on the Call My Bluff, where you will make a good living until you have a stroke and die in 2023.

Look back for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo and Libra.
Look forward to the rest.

JJKittyKat 59F

9/8/2005 2:29 pm

It is all tooo true

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