Once And For All Horoscope - PISCES  

AlbertPrince 58M
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9/12/2005 3:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Once And For All Horoscope - PISCES

(Feb 19 ‒ Mar 20)

On a summer night in 2007, a tiny meteorite will fall in your backyard. When you touch the object, there will be a blinding flash and you will experience a surge of power throughout your body. When the flash subsides, the meteorite will be gone. You will soon realize that you are in the best health of your life and, incredibly, any injury to your body will heal spontaneously. By 2010 it will be obvious that you are no longer aging. By 2050 your loved ones will all be dead. In 2282, a war will wipe out 90% of all the species on earth, including all the humans but you. Things will be pretty boring for the next 600 million years, then a new intelligent species will emerge. Having no resemblance to humans, they will find you quite repulsive and frightening. After several attempts to kill you, they will finally settle for using their superior technology to bury you 200 miles under the surface of the Earth. But you will have the last laugh. By the time erosion, continental drift and volcanic processes free you 1.3 billion years later, you will find that those assholes are long gone, along with all the other life on the planet. With nothing left to do, you will settle in and wait for the sun to die.

ProtonicMan 48M

9/12/2005 8:54 pm

Wow! That's a pretty promising future for my ex. I wonder, though, if we can fast-forward it to the part where the intelligent specieis 600 million years later buries her 200 miles under the surface of the earth. I'll get the shovel...


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