Once And For All Horoscope  

AlbertPrince 57M
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9/8/2005 10:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Once And For All Horoscope

(Nov 22 ‒ Dec 21)

In 2006 you will go to the FA Cup Final. Your team will lose. While leaving the stadium, you will slip in a pile of dog shit and break your nose. In 2008 you will discover that you have a twin brother you never knew about. The first meeting with him will be the most beautiful, moving experience of your life. Unfortunately, he will soon prove to be a total asshole, leaving you with an empty bank account and a pregnant daughter. Your daughter will abandon the child in 2010, leaving you to raise him. He will be a horrible kid, causing you nothing but grief until one day in 2022 when an aneurysm bursts in your brain and you pitch forward into the commode for a final swirlee.

Look back for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
Look forward to the rest.

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