Nip and Tuck  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/19/2005 6:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Nip and Tuck

After our fifth child was born, my wife decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".

"Ahhh, that's really nice" said my wife

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".

"Brilliant!" said my wife. "And the third?".

"That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."



saddletrampsk 54F

12/19/2005 8:28 am


You're a sick puppy AP..


JJKittyKat 59F

12/19/2005 10:47 am

bomb doors??


caressmewell 53F

12/19/2005 11:39 am

LOL, jeez


Kimmers777 106F

12/19/2005 2:10 pm

I'm sure there's a joke here about nibbling on his ears...


digdug41 49M

12/19/2005 7:18 pm

rofl your just crazy al

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/19/2005 11:04 pm

some day you will wake up.


manseeker1069 34F

12/22/2005 9:32 pm

THAT WAS FREAKIN FUNNY


AlbertPrince 57M

12/28/2005 12:52 pm

saddle ~ but you love sick don't you?

JJ ~ beef curtains??

caress ~ LOL indeed

kimmers ~ but wait until the scars have healed

dig ~ yeah i know

oldman ~ I hope not

dys ~ if only

manseeker ~ welcome to my blog, come back soon


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