AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/13/2005 2:55 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


A couple of nights ago I got really drunk and left the bar with a not too attractive woman.

My vision was quite blurred, so it didn't matter. We got home and into bed and I began energetically pumping away, but quickly stopped and complained to her, "Hey, your vagina feels dry and a little scratchy! Isn't there anything you can do about it?"

"Sure," she said, and went into the bathroom. A couple of minutes later she came out and I started in again.

“Wow! That really made a difference, it's nice and slick now. What did you do, anyway?"

"Same thing I always do - scrape the scabs off and let the pus flow all over."

weineroftheworld 66M

12/13/2005 3:54 am ya slung back another hit of tequilla and went back to work...

tillerbabe 55F

12/13/2005 3:54 am

GAG! Ewwweuoooo! YIKES!

caressmewell 53F

12/13/2005 3:55 am


2 posts
12/13/2005 4:17 am

eeeeewwwwww Disgusting!! But funny!! LOL

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/13/2005 4:33 am

I seriously wonder about your sanity sometimes....


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

sidewinder123xxx 45M
131 posts
12/13/2005 4:43 am

omg gross but funny lol

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/13/2005 8:12 am

You have a sick mind but funny as hell.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
12/13/2005 8:55 am

oh yuck, did ya have to?

brightblonde3 58F

12/13/2005 9:18 am

You are truly twisted, Your Majesty. Maybe you really are nobility?


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/13/2005 9:55 am

I am now officially sick this morning.....ugh!

You have such a way with words!

digdug41 49M

12/13/2005 12:12 pm

what helga said, rofl.

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

Kimmers777 106F

12/13/2005 7:41 pm

Now I could be sick!

So sorry I didn't get to hear all these locker room jokes when I was growing up. Not!

AlbertPrince 57M

12/15/2005 12:18 am

And it tasted really good too!

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