News of the World 16  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
2/12/2006 10:40 am

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News of the World 16

Newsflash!

"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a damn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, that's all."

Gerber admitted to the press conference that Lucky, a German shepherd guide-dog for the blind, had so far been responsible for the deaths of all four of his previous owners. "I admit it's not an impressive record on paper.

He led his first owner in front of a bus, and the second off the end of a pier. He actually pushed his third owner off a railway platform just as the Cologne to Frankfurt express was approaching and he walked his fourth owner into heavy traffic, before abandoning him and running away to safety.

But, apart from epileptic fits, he has a lovely temperament. And guide dogs are difficult to train these days."

Asked if Lucky's fifth owner would be told about his previous record, Gerber replied: "No. It would make them nervous, and would make Lucky nervous. And when Lucky gets nervous he's liable to do something silly."


October, 1993 - Europa Times

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/12/2006 11:10 am

Lucky is not only lucky, he is a serial killer.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

2/12/2006 11:23 am

This is for real? Sheesh!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
2/12/2006 12:06 pm

You do have to admit. The DOG is well named.


angelwoarose 41F

2/12/2006 12:27 pm

OH geez...must be the same people making that decision that decides to let serial child molesters out of jail.

Angel


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
2/12/2006 1:01 pm

LMAO oh yeah the DOG has been very Lucky, indeed!!


JJKittyKat 59F

2/13/2006 5:41 am

I would'nt want to be around when Lucky gets nervous!!


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