New words!  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
8/17/2005 2:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

New words!


The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some recent winners:

Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Tatyr:
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Burglesque:
A poorly planned break-in.
(See: Watergate)

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido:
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a refund from the Inland Revenue (IRS), which lasts until you realize
it was your money to start with.

Care to add any of your own?

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/17/2005 10:04 am

Waitstress - your state of mind when you realise that the large and difficult table you've been waiting on all night hasn't left a tip!
Okay, okay... I know I've cheated, but you've got to admit it's a goodie!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/17/2005 10:06 am

Unaversity - a distate for higher education

Hx

PS. I'll be back with more!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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