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The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some recent winners:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the recipient who doesn't get it.
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
A degenerate disease.
A poorly planned break-in.
It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
All talk and no action.
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Euphoria at getting a refund from the Inland Revenue (IRS), which lasts until you realize
it was your money to start with.
Care to add any of your own?
8/17/2005 10:04 am
Waitstress - your state of mind when you realise that the large and difficult table you've been waiting on all night hasn't left a tip! |
Okay, okay... I know I've cheated, but you've got to admit it's a goodie!!
8/17/2005 10:06 am
Unaversity - a distate for higher education |
PS. I'll be back with more!!