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More fun than music!
More fun than music!
Portable hard drives are a great idea, but we can't help feeling that they are wasted on mp3s. What if you're stuck at church and you really need a porn fix? In fact, we can think of 101 places you might need a quick look at some tits, including, but not limited to, long car journeys with the folks, air travel (for those who want to join the solo mile high club), and, if you are a male teenager, wherever you happen to be at every single waking moment of the day. And sometimes when asleep.
For this reason, we recommend the new iPorn series!
Porn can be sorted into whatever categories float your boat, such as Blonde, Asian, legs-over-head, or George Michael, and the top model even has a handy “vibrate” feature for ladies and especially perverted men.
. * Comes in 20gb, 30gb and "My God, you're going to be chafed!" sizes!
. * Easy Wipe-Clean cover for accidents!
. * Vibrate feature for perverts!
. * Free box of tissues so you're never caught sticky!
. * Optional hands free kit and accessories!
. * Tested fully on fluffy animals! Repeatedly! For fun!
. * Comes in a trendy range of colours! (We suggest "Cloudy White" for... you know... camouflage)
(Plus £299.99 for shipping or something equally extortionate)
Extra Special Offer! - Buy 2, pay twice the price!
Still not convinced?
. * Choice of 5 almost identical colours!
. * Stain resistant surface and screen!
. * Optional add-on tissue holder for a mere £2,000!
. * You buy your own tissues though!
. * This isn't a charity!
C'mon, you're breaking my balls here, people!
12/16/2005 6:20 am
I was running out of ideas for last minute gifts...this is perfect! I'll take one in pink w/the tissue holder. Please send that C.O.D. to my dear bro who's travelingintexas. Thanks, Al. You're just swell!
12/16/2005 2:44 pm
your gas craic
love it when you blogg in orange
12/19/2005 6:37 am
DT ~ Trav watches porn??? You have shocked me|
Angel ~ you know what, AdultFriendFinder almost tempted to send the camera ... and the film crew
Silky ~ in that case I shall try to do it more often. ps i have my orange boxer shorts on!