King Kong  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
11/6/2005 7:46 am

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King Kong

Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampant in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/6/2005 9:05 am

No, I think it would be the spooge waterfall.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/6/2005 10:56 am

I'm wondering what size pooper-scooper you'd need to clean up behind him.

I mean, I already feel pretty inadequate in the genitalia department, so that really wouldn't bother me too much...

UvannaHumpalot 37F

11/6/2005 7:29 pm

....not to mention the effect all that hairspray he uses has on the ozone layer...

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/7/2005 3:31 am

Do you think he's carrying fleas? And would they be like 4 foot long?

What the hell is he looking to eat, besides Madonna?

AlbertPrince 57M

11/7/2005 4:45 am

stinky - but wouldn't you just love to be underneath that?

hardly - I read this week about a new type of cement that they are making from poop, so I guess we'd have no trouble rebuilding after his rampage. And there's no need to feel inadequate, we're all tiny together.

uvanna - I've talked him out of the spray. He now uses a nice wax gel. Firm hold with no crispiness.

AlbertPrince 57M

11/7/2005 7:49 am

2x - fleas maybe, lets hope he doesn't have crabs.

AlbertPrince 57M

11/8/2005 8:46 am

dysgysed - you are going to be so dysyllusioned when you meet me.

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