It's good to be blonde  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/31/2005 2:57 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It's good to be blonde

My daughter came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."

The next day my daughter came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."

The next day my daughter came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"


"No, dear, it's because you're 25."


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/31/2005 9:36 am

lmao omfg!!

best blonde joke I ever heard

sure am glad I'm not blonde!!


brightblonde3 58F

12/31/2005 9:44 am

Takes a...ahem..bright blonde to know when to play dumb.

Happy 2006, Your Majesty.

Smooches,

BB3


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/31/2005 9:52 am

I don't get it.....


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
12/31/2005 9:55 am

This one gave my hubby and me a good laugh! Happy New Year!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/1/2006 5:11 am

So that's why I only got my degree when I was 37?? And there was I, just thinking I was a late bloomer!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 8:24 am

lol....that's the best blonde joke to date!


JJKittyKat 59F

1/3/2006 8:37 am

laughed 'till the tears ran down my legs


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