I wish I had said that  

AlbertPrince 58M
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8/24/2005 4:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I wish I had said that

We the unwilling, working for the ungrateful, are doing the impossible. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing

You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid ?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't"

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

And finally one that I definitely should have said!

"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?"


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