I Like Breasts!  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/15/2005 5:51 am

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I Like Breasts!

I am a man, and I like breasts. I have to believe that there is something inherent about liking breasts, something so rooted to my essence as to be undefined.

Example: Men (me, at any rate) look at the breasts of unattractive women. It doesn't matter how god-awful fugly the beast is, every single one of us will glance at her chest. I quite honestly can't help it. There are times I wish I could.

I was with some family friends at their swimming pool recently. The daughter is very pretty, with an impressive pair of breasts. This is of course unacceptable, to be attracted to my friend's daughter. Worse yet, she is only fifteen. I am not a pervert! The entire evening was ruined for me because of my compulsion to stare at a young girl's breasts.

To conclude: Men like breasts because they have to.
It is hardwired into the brain.
We have no control over it.
I am sorry, but that's the way it is.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/15/2005 8:17 am

Lol... I know that men like breasts... that's why I have mine all over my profile!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

brightblonde3 58F

9/15/2005 8:18 am

Your Majesty, in that case, make sure you have 2 large-sized jars of peanut butter handy.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 9:24 am

And mighty fine breasts they are Helga.

BB3 - smooth or crunchy??

brightblonde3 58F

9/15/2005 12:08 pm

Your taste, Your Majesty.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/15/2005 12:47 pm

Your Majestic Deviency, I bow to the knowledge that comes spewing forth. (And that will also give you a chance to look down my shirt!)

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/15/2005 2:27 pm

AP, you can stare at my chest any time.. and who knows whatelse... *WEG*

AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 3:23 pm

saint - my eyes were already there

AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 3:59 pm

EE - I stare at your chest every time I see that picture. I can only imagine the who knows what else!

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/15/2005 7:21 pm

YerHindness -

I have found a solution to the compulsion to stare - my wife caught me staring once too often. I have now been conditioned to the point where even the thought of a breast causes a sharp stinging sensation on my cheeks and the top of my head.

Ouch, there it goes again...

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/15/2005 8:23 pm

This is why men have poor listening skills...theyre distracted.

I'm going to invent a Tee Shirt with a microchip installed that will make whatever we say scroll across our chests like the news crawl at the bottom of your TV screen...or closed captioning...

SJ *off to start inventing ..dont any of you DARE steal my cool idea either*

mangomamiCT 42F

9/15/2005 8:33 pm

I agree with the fact that men and women are programmed for certain actions or activities if u will.......that is why more men would get laid on this site if the posted shots of their huge ...........WALLETS

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/15/2005 9:58 pm

I couldn't agree more Al ... I do try very hard to talk to a woman's face rather than her breasts but it ... can ... sometimes ... be ...hard (difficult too ).

Sometimes I'm asked what I look at first when I see a woman. Bloody stupid question, really!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/15/2005 10:19 pm

And, by the way, Al ... you said I'd pre-empted one of your blog topics the other day? You might be amused to know that I've been toying with this one!

AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 11:46 pm

Hardly - good to see you here again, look at my face when I'm talking to you goddammit.

AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 11:48 pm

SJ - hmm - it always puts me off when I watch a film with subtitles, being a man I guess I can't concentrate on 2 things at once

AlbertPrince 57M

9/15/2005 11:54 pm

mangomam - Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

TQ - There's a woman behind the breasts? Really?

And TQ again - This psychic blogging is harder than you would think!

AlbertPrince 57M

9/17/2005 5:18 am

wet pant - complicated question. Actually the question wasn't compicated but the answer is - so many factors to take into acount, but I do try to divide my attention equally

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